Choke On It

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund)

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Land (28)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Darigaaz's Caldera
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 2x Forest
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Epic Downfall
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Reality Scramble
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Release the Gremlins
• 1x Transmogrify
• 1x Trash for Treasure
• 1x Treasured Find
• 1x Vandalblast

Artifact (25)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chrome MoxGC
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana VaultGC
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Myr Turbine
• 1x Retrofitter Foundry
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Servo Schematic
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Domination
• 1x Static Orb
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of the Paruns
• 1x Talisman of Impulse
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Talisman of Resilience
• 1x Tangle Wire
• 1x Umbral Mantle
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Winter Orb

Instant (13)

• 1x Artifact Mutation
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Fork
• 1x Fungal Rebirth
• 1x Infernal Reckoning
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Ricochet Trap
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Commander (1)

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Fires of Yavimaya
• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Leyline of Abundance
• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Quest for Renewal
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Shifting Shadow
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Tectonic Instability
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Wilderness Reclamation

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• 1x Lukka, Coppercoat Outcast

Creature (1)

• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient

Unknown (1)

• 1x Divergent Tansformations

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Listen. Just because you're giving your friends all this mana doesn't mean you have to leave them any cards to spend it on. The basic idea is get them discarding early and often. Getting Words of Waste out early is great. Once you have 5 mana bring out your commander and stop drawing cards. Force them to draw something to deal with you and if they don't they're going to cast whatever it is anyway because they know on your turn that card is gone. Then you just start pinging them for 3 mana a turn until they're all dead. You can also just start storing mana with Doubling Cube getting the 30 you need to pop off Spawnsire of Ulamog isn't an impossible task. Ideally you've already got Rhythm of the Wild on the board but with all the discard going on you're still probably going to get Spawn off. The sideboard is just a list of pretty much every Eldrazi you can bring in you don't need all of them. You especially don't need the expensive ones. Really just put Forerunner of Slaughter out first (hope you kept one mana for his activation cost) then Nettle Drone slap haste on him and the next 30 or so Eldrazi should close out the game. There's also Torment of Hailfire or Helix Pinnacle.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	26 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.47
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Construct 1/1 C Token w/ Defender, Construct 4/4 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Gremlin 2/2 R, Kobold 0/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Servo 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C