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Christina Sprankle's Army

Commander / EDH*

Shagoth


"Come around the table, my white knights of peace,

As there is an evil man, a scum, a thief.

His name is Jeremy and he is easy to confound-

But his evil, vial outbursts will not keep him bound.

Whenever I enter the battlefield

I shall destroy any harasser with my evidence,

Protect the innocent, with my mighty shield."

"Say, Mr. Thorn. I don't see any harassers on the battlefield. You should supply some reason as to why you should destroy him, because him, and most people, don't seem to be viable targets for your enter the battlefield effect. I mean, you could at least be clever enough to spin the story in a convincing way."

"Well, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be because they hurt my feelings, I'm to find .

Okay, but seriously, this is not meant to spite anyone who thinks this way, I just saw too many analogies with this commander that can't really do anything. I am not too passionate either way on that issue from last month, and I prefer if people didn't take this as an opportunity to get offended or start a debate.

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