COME AT ME (but not me)

Commander / EDH Goad Multiplayer Partner RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Land (34)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x New Benalia
• 2x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Quicksand
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Razortide Bridge
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rustvale Bridge
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Silverbluff Bridge
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Urza's Factory

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Charisma
• 1x Curiosity
• 1x Elspeth Conquers Death
• 1x Inner Sanctum
• 1x Jeskai Ascendancy
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Soul Snare
• 1x Spectral Grasp
• 1x Tenuous Truce

Creature (20)

• 1x Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile
• 1x Chronatog
• 1x Chronosavant
• 1x Chun-Li, Countless Kicks
• 1x Courtly Provocateur
• 1x Death Kiss
• 1x Dulcet Sirens
• 1x Eon Frolicker
• 1x Firkraag, Cunning Instigator
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Mocking Doppelganger
• 1x Reflector Mage
• 1x Sly Instigator
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor
• 1x Volcano Hellion

Instant (16)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Berserker's Frenzy
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Burning Oil
• 1x Chance for Glory
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Counterflux
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Impact Resonance
• 1x Meditate
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Ride Down
• 1x Wing Shards

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Saheeli, Sublime Artificer

Commanders (2)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Chronatog Totem
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Pariah's Shield
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spy Kit
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Thought Vessel

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Chronomantic Escape
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Single Combat
• 1x Spectacular Showdown

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Boros Reckoner
• 1x Khârn the Betrayer

Instant (1)

• 1x Time Stop

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Curse of Hospitality

Artifact (1)

• 1x Assault Suit

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We goad. We force combats. We skip our turn so creatures stay goaded (and mad). Take the L, Vexed much?

"Fun" things to do: have Bothersome Quasit out on the field, cast Single Combat while you have a Chronatog, goad the creatures left on the battlefield that your opponents control, and then watch them attack each-other until there is only one left standing. Buy enough time to find Chun-Li, Countless Kicks, Angel's Grace, and Chance for Glory to surprise your opponents with a flurry of a thousand kicks (turns).

Giving Charisma to Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile or Lucas, the Sharpshooter is another great way to take advantage of forcing your opponents to attack.

Got a Spy Kit? Give it to Mocking Doppelganger! Goad every single non-legendary creature on the battlefield!!

Force them to attack you while Stuffy Doll or Brash Taunter holds a Pariah's Shield and sit back while they beat themselves to death.

Top Ranked	Achieved #25 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #19 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Partner 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.27
Tokens	Assembly-Worker 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders	EDH / Brawl, Netdeck