You Wouldnt Download A Car

Commander / EDH* Counters Pirate Tokens UR (Izzet)

MattyOfTheBoy

Creature (29)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Bigfin Bouncer
• 1x Breeches, Brazen Plunderer
• 1x Breeches, Eager Pillager
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Captain Vargus Wrath
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Corsair Captain
• 1x Crafty Cutpurse
• 1x Crime Novelist
• 1x Daring Saboteur
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Fathom Fleet Swordjack
• 1x Gleaming Geardrake
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Kitesail Larcenist
• 1x Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator
• 1x Malcolm, the Eyes
• 1x Merchant Raiders
• 1x Protean Raider
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Spyglass Siren
• 1x Storm Fleet Negotiator
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter
• 1x Warkite Marauder
• 1x Waylaying Pirates
• 1x Xorn
• 1x Zara, Renegade Recruiter

Artifact (15)

• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Careening Mine Cart
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Diamond Pick-Axe
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Hoard Hauler
• 1x Jackdaw
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Pirate Hat
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Subterranean Schooner
• 1x The Belligerent
• 1x The Ozolith
• 1x The Reaver Cleaver
• 1x Worldwalker Helm

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Brass's Bounty
• 1x Chart a Course
• 1x Mutiny
• 1x Pirate's Pillage
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Seize the Spoils
• 1x Seize the Spotlight
• 1x Teleportal

Instant (7)

• 1x Big Score
• 1x Brackish Blunder
• 1x Confounding Riddle
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Negate
• 1x Prismari Command
• 1x Spell Swindle

Commander (1)

Land (33)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Great Furnace
• 14x Island
• 13x Mountain
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Silverbluff Bridge
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Treasure Vault

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Alchemist's Talent
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Descent into Avernus
• 1x Double Down
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip
• 1x Virtue of Knowledge

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Creature (8)

• 1x Cutthroat Negotiator
• 1x Deadeye Quartermaster
• 1x Gemcutter Buccaneer
• 1x Goblin Tomb Raider
• 1x Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
• 1x Oaken Siren
• 1x Plundering Pirate
• 1x Staunch Crewmate

Artifact (5)

• 1x Buried Treasure
• 1x Lembas
• 1x Lodestone Needle  ^Flip
• 1x Orazca Puzzle-Door
• 1x Prototype Portal

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Fires of Invention

Instant (5)

• 1x Hurl into History
• 1x Izzet Charm
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Unexpected Windfall

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"You Wouldn't Steal a Car" is the first sentence of a public service announcement that debuted on July 27th, 2004, which was part of the anti-copyright infringement campaign "Piracy. It's a crime." It was created by the Federation Against Copyright Theft and the Motion Picture Association of America in cooperation with the Intellectual Property Office of Singapore, and appeared in theaters internationally from 2004 until 2007, and on many commercial DVDs during the same period as a clip before the main menu or other previews appear, as either an unskippable or skippable video.

The announcement depicts either a girl trying to illegally download a movie or a gang attempting to buy movies from a bootlegger interwoven with clips of a man committing theft of various objects, and compares these crimes to the unauthorized duplication and distribution of copyrighted materials, such as films. According to the Canadian Internet Policy and Public Interest Clinic, the announcement was unsuccessful, and was largely a source of ridicule. Likewise, a 2022 behavioral economics paper published in The Information Society found the PSAs may have increased piracy rates. By 2009, over 100 parodies of the announcement had been created. It was reported that the music in the announcement was stolen and used without permission. However, one source disputes this, saying the reporting is the result of conflation regarding a different anti-piracy ad that used stolen music

Top Ranked	Achieved #15 position overall 1 year ago Achieved #12 position in Commander / EDH 1 year ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH Counters 1 year ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH UR (Izzet) 1 year ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.90
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Food, Gold, Map, On an Adventure, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure
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