CRAP PLUGGING INTO CRAP

Commander / EDH Aggro

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Creature (22)

• 1x Arcbound Bruiser
• 1x Arcbound Crusher
• 1x Arcbound Hybrid
• 1x Arcbound Stinger
• 1x Arcbound Worker
• 1x Chrome Steed
• 1x Clay Statue
• 1x Ebony Rhino
• 1x Grapeshot Catapult
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x Hexplate Golem
• 1x Myr Enforcer
• 1x Obsianus Golem
• 1x One-Eyed Scarecrow
• 1x Phyrexian Hulk
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Razorfield Rhino
• 1x Razorfield Thresher
• 1x Rusted Slasher
• 1x Soldevi Steam Beast
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Wall of Spears

Land (35)

• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Bant Panorama
• 1x Cloudpost
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Glimmerpost
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 1x Haunted Fengraf
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Naya Panorama
• 1x Quicksand
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Seraph Sanctuary
• 1x Shimmering Grotto
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Urza's Mine
• 1x Urza's Power Plant
• 1x Urza's Tower
• 1x Vault of Whispers

Artifact (43)

• 1x Accorder's Shield
• 1x Adventuring Gear
• 1x Arcane Spyglass
• 1x Astrolabe
• 1x Barbed Sextant
• 1x Bladed Pinions
• 1x Blight Sickle
• 1x Bonesplitter
• 1x Chromatic Sphere
• 1x Chromatic Star
• 1x Conjurer's Bauble
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Pendant
• 1x Elsewhere Flask
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Explorer's Scope
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Flayer Husk
• 1x Galvanic Key
• 1x Golem Foundry
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Kitesail
• 1x Leonin Bola
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Moonglove Extract
• 1x Mycosynth Wellspring
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Prophetic Prism
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Scale of Chiss-Goria
• 1x Scroll of Avacyn
• 1x Serrated Arrows
• 1x Sisay's Ring
• 1x Slagwurm Armor
• 1x Spidersilk Net
• 1x Sylvok Lifestaff
• 1x Terrarion
• 1x Tooth of Chiss-Goria
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye
• 1x Viridian Longbow
• 1x Vulshok Morningstar
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Commander (1)

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I've been messing around with Pauper EDH and for some reason I decided to try making a colorless one. The cards in this deck may be utter CRAP but at least the modular ones can plug their CRAP into the other CRAP.

Honestly, there aren't enough colorless cards to make a colorless pauper EDH deck. Most of the decent artifacts have a non-colorless color identity. But I made it this far, so I had to post it. It includes every colorless cantrip (even though things like Prophetic Prism that are worthless in this deck) in order to dig for better cards, but also to beef up Arcbound Crusher.

I apologize for the utter awfulness that is this deck. And yes, the artifact lands have a color identity so they are technically illegal. Call the police kthx.

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 0 Uncommons 69 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	2.91
Tokens	Golem 3/3 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B
Folders	PauperEDH