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Commander / EDH Casual Donate Lifegain RUW (Jeskai, America)

Milliam_Shakespeare

Aunty's Lands (27)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 7x Island
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 3x Plains
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls

Delivery Services (11)

• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Coveted Falcon
• 1x Donate
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Political Trickery
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Role Reversal
• 1x Shifting Grift
• 1x Spawnbroker
• 1x Sudden Substitution
• 1x Vedalken Plotter

Gift Makers (4)

• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Master of Ceremonies
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Springjack Pasture

Narcissistic Control Tools (4)

• 1x Brand
• 1x Catch / Release
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Homeward Path

Crap Gifts (14)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Cursed Recording
• 1x Delusions of Mediocrity
• 1x Embargo
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Nine Lives
• 1x Primordial Ooze
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Statecraft
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Thought Lash
• 1x Transcendence

Self Delivering Gifts (12)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
• 1x Bucknard's Everfull Purse
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Goblin Cadets
• 1x Hithlain Rope
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Khârn the Betrayer
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Yes Man, Personal Securitron

Aunty's Win Conditions (5)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Triskaidekaphile

Commander (1)

Precious Things (13)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Body of Knowledge
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dream Trawler
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Marina Vendrell's Grimoire
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner
• 1x Wear / Tear

Gifts (9)

• 1x Aether Hub
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Darksteel Relic
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Forsaken City
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Sphere of the Suns
• 1x Summoner's Egg
• 1x Tendo Ice Bridge

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Sideboard

Crap Gifts (1)

• 1x Form of the Dragon

Gift Makers (1)

• 1x Assemble the Legion

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Maybeboard

Gift Makers (1)

• 1x Dockside Extortionist

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Oh you shouldn't have! No, really. You shouldn't have.

There's always that one relative that gives you crap presents. This is her deck.

The game plan is simple; dish out bad gifts to your nieces and nephews until you draw into one of your win conditions.

Top Ranked	Achieved #19 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #8 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Casual 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Lifegain 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 62 - 2 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.41
Tokens	A Mysterious Creature, Citizen 1/1 GW, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Energy Reserve, Goat 0/1 W, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure
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