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Enchantment (3)

Artifact (1)

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Credit to Travis Woo of Channelfireball. I'm throwing this up because it's damned fun thus far and because I NEED to see if there's an answer to Turbo Fog. 6 drops on turn 3 very reliably, townships to make everyone nice n fat in the odd case you can't drop a craterhoof on his lap via draw or GSZ and Soul Harvest to power the droppers like crazy. Worried about the board wipe coming turn 4 or 5? Slide that gutter grime out and watch their face turn into mush. It can be fairly vulnerable to Bonfire and Whipflare early on unless they are forced to hard cast the Bonfire and you're lucky enough to have drawn the Grime to lay down very early. Thragtusk is there to make that Vaporsnag in his hand suddenly look like a terrible idea. Same with the Stingerfling.

One thing I can't find an answer for is Turbo Fog. Beyond altering the sideboard for Naturalize or similar and crossing your fingers I don't really see this doing much against it. As good as the Grime is against wipes, it's also another one you're hoping you draw early.

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Removed Plummet in favor of Elspeth as a vague potential for Turbo Fog. The one thing turbo generally can't handle is burn, control and by my experience, planeswalkers. Elspeth would both give me more creatures for Soul of the Harvest and Craterhoof as well as a possible way to get rid of his combo's temporarily (odds are if they have a brain they have a Elixer to fix things up).

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Date added 12 years
Last updated 12 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

3 - 2 Mythic Rares

26 - 9 Rares

4 - 4 Uncommons

12 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.62
Tokens Beast 3/3 G, Ooze X/X G, Soldier 1/1 W
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