Crimes Against Humanity *Budget*

Commander / EDH Budget Combo Mono-Black Suicide Black

zin1000

Sorcery (20)

• 1x Atrocious Experiment
• 1x Bone Shards
• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Come Back Wrong
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Demonic Counsel
• 1x Diresight
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Fortuitous Find
• 1x Funeral Rites
• 1x Insatiable Avarice
• 1x Lively Dirge
• 1x Nuclear Fallout
• 1x Persist
• 1x Pointed Discussion
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Terror Tide
• 1x Unmarked Grave

Land (37)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Dakmor Salvage
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Sunscorched Desert
• 32x Swamp
• 1x Volatile Fault

Artifact (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Matzalantli, the Great Door  ^Flip
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (10)

• 1x Consuming Corruption
• 1x Darkblast
• 1x Defile
• 1x Ghastly Demise
• 1x Hostile Negotiations
• 1x Lethal Scheme
• 1x Pile On
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Vendetta
• 1x Wretched Confluence

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty

Commander (1)

Creature (12)

• 1x Angel of Suffering
• 1x Doom Whisperer
• 1x Golgari Thug
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Servant
• 1x Infernal Sovereign
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Merrow Bonegnawer
• 1x Millikin
• 1x Starving Revenant
• 1x Stitcher's Supplier
• 1x Vile Entomber

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Dark Privilege
• 1x Fungal Fortitude
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Nowhere to Run
• 1x The Cruelty of Gix

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Creature (5)

• 1x Brain Maggot
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Oriq Loremage
• 1x Osseous Sticktwister
• 1x Tooth Collector

Instant (3)

• 1x Drag to the Underworld
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 1x Withering Torment

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Liliana, Waker of the Dead
• 1x Liliana, the Last Hope
• 1x Professor Onyx

Artifact (2)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Nyx Lotus

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Cemetery Tampering
• 1x Oversold Cemetery
• 1x Ripples of Undeath
• 1x Warlock Class

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Fraying Omnipotence

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Use Kaervek and removal cards or cards with incidental “illegality” such as Liquimetal Torque or dedicated cards to trigger our commander like Merrow Bonegnawer in order to cast all of the cards in our graveyard, filling our yard with mill behemoths like Angel of Suffering and Doom Whisperer. Tons of tutor to graveyard or hand effects in order to get our key mill pieces as mentioned above, as well as our ramp engines like Crypt Ghast and K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth. Once our deck is fully online with plenty of cards in the graveyard and ramp due to all the tutoring and milling, we can continuously replay our value peace’s until we reach our multiple win conditions.

Our easiest win con is to ramp into a large board and kill with Gray Merchant of Asphodel, and then reanimating him with cards like Persist or Kaya's Ghostform after killing him with our own removal cards or using Dark Privilege. A couple of cycles of this usually does the trick. It’s also much easier if you use Come Back Wrong and reuse it with your commander in order to get multiple Gary triggers.

Our second win con is more of a late game finish. I have made sure the deck has a decent amount of artifacts, creatures, and just enough enchantments and planeswalkers as well as lands in order to meet Matzalantli, the Great Door  ’s transform requirements quite consistently. With the amount of turbo mill we can get from acquiring our key pieces, we can easily get 30 or more mana from this thing, powering a huge Exsanguinate which we can cast at instant speed if it’s in our graveyard using our commander and a instant speed crime effect. If for some reason exsanguinate has been removed from the game or at the bottom of our deck, etc, a really funny alternative is Nuclear Fallout.

Even though all players get radiation counters from this thing, rad counters trigger at Precombat main phase, meaning as long as we cast this thing after that on our turn, our opponents will take all the rad damage on their turns before they even get to cast anything at sorcery speed, and by the time it’s our turn they’ll be long gone. Just gotta make sure to be safe and pour a huge amount of mana into this from The Core  , so make sure you’ve got plenty of mana and crap in your yard.

This deck is also budget, which is why lots of staples that would be perfect in this deck is excluded because I’d rather keep it cheap, it’s under 80 dollars rn so yeah go crazy.

Date added	9 months
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.71
Tokens	Blood, Radiation, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	commander, The Pod, To rework