Crovax's Torture Chamber.

Commander / EDH Budget Burn Casual Exile Jank Mono-Red Sacrifice Theme/Gimmick

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Crovax's Toys (17)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Blasting Station
• 1x Brazen Cannonade
• 1x Burning Vengeance
• 1x Carnage Altar
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Desecrated Tomb
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Helm of Possession
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Phyrexian Vault
• 1x Shivan Harvest
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Crovax Brings the Pain (8)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Earthquake
• 1x Molten Disaster
• 1x Reroute
• 1x Star of Extinction
• 1x Starstorm
• 1x Wildfire

Land Fetch (5)

• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Journeyer's Kite
• 1x Renegade Map
• 1x Traveler's Amulet
• 1x Wanderer's Twig

Mana/Land Ramp (14)

• 1x Apex of Power
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Birgi, God of Storytelling  ^Flip
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x The Golden Throne
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Crovax the toy Breaker (11)

• 1x Audacious Swap
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Shatterstorm
• 1x Transmogrify
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wild Magic Surge
• 1x Wildfire
• 1x You Find Some Prisoners

Tormentors (2)

• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Toralf, God of Fury  ^Flip

Lands (37)

• 37x Mountain

Commander (1)

Card Advantage (12)

• 1x Apex of Power
• 1x Audacious Swap
• 1x Brazen Cannonade
• 1x Carnage Altar
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Phyrexian Vault
• 1x Relic Vial
• 1x Reroute
• 1x Rob the Archives
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x You Find Some Prisoners

Creatures to Torture (7)

• 1x Coalhauler Swine
• 1x Desecrated Tomb
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Mogg Maniac
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Tempt with Vengeance

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"If Yawgmoth meant Squee's immortality as a curse, no one ever told Squee" - Karn

Squee was a goblin cabin-hand on the Skyship Weatherlight. He is known for his foul cooking, love of eating bugs, and manner of speaking.

During the first Phyrexian Invasion, Squee was captured by the Phyrexians, and granted immortality by Yawgmoth, so that he might be killed repeatedly by Ertai and Crovax.

This deck represents the various tortures Squee may have been faced with, and his constantly returning to life just to be killed again. And again. And again...

For you are Crovax, with your little toy Squee in a big vault of Fun Things To Torture Squee. And the others in the game of course.

Please note: If you're looking for a powerful, Power 10 style deck, I don't know how you got here. This is simply a theme/gimmick deck that was pretty amusing to assemble on this site. Will I build it? Probably, I'm a sucker for decks that seem fun to play, no matter the power level. I'm not playing to win, I'm playing to have fun. Major work in progress for this theme, as it mostly relies on killing Squee to do things, or doing a lot of damage to everything to do things, such as Coalhauler Swine and Toralf. I am pretty sure this will be a low power deck, but the concept seems like it could be a lot of fun.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 28 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.98
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Elemental 1/1 R w/ Haste, Goat 0/1 W, Myr 1/1 C
Folders	Commander, Troll decks that seem fun, Funny, Funny