Cursed Deck of Shitty-Shittiness

Commander / EDH* Casual Five Color Jank Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (22)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Brine Elemental
• 1x Brine Hag
• 1x Brine Shaman
• 1x Hand of Cruelty
• 1x Hythonia the Cruel
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Myojin of Infinite Rage
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Rage
• 1x Qarsi Sadist
• 1x Rage Forger
• 1x Rage Nimbus
• 1x Sadistic Augermage
• 1x Sadistic Hypnotist
• 1x Salt Road Patrol
• 1x Salt Road Quartermasters
• 1x Saltfield Recluse
• 1x Wall of Tears
• 1x Woebearer
• 1x Woebringer Demon

Land (37)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Bant Panorama
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 2x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Naya Panorama
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Plains
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Apathy
• 1x Infectious Rage
• 1x Night of Souls' Betrayal
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Primal Rage
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Sadistic Glee
• 1x Triumph of Cruelty

Artifact (2)

• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Shrine of Burning Rage

Instant (8)

• 1x Artisan's Sorrow
• 1x Balduvian Rage
• 1x Blind with Anger
• 1x Cruel Feeding
• 1x Devouring Rage
• 1x Hatred
• 1x Path of Anger's Flame
• 1x Tears of Rage

Sorcery (22)

• 1x Anger of the Gods
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cruel Edict
• 1x Cruel Fate
• 1x Cruel Ultimatum
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Dregs of Sorrow
• 1x Drown in Sorrow
• 1x Fit of Rage
• 1x Haze of Rage
• 1x Misguided Rage
• 1x Pinnacle of Rage
• 1x Rage of Purphoros
• 1x Rain of Salt
• 1x Rain of Tears
• 1x Sadistic Sacrament
• 1x Saltblast
• 1x Seething Anger
• 1x Sowing Salt
• 1x Tasigur's Cruelty
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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This legendary Cursed Deck adds +21 to Flavour, but -13 to Winning and -13 to Charisma. It cannot be Unequipped. (It also kinda smells funny... No, really)

The salty brine of my opponent's sorrowful tears nourishes me as I watch them rage in anger at the futility of my cruel and sadistic deck. Woe unto them. There will be no mercy upon their apathetic souls.

Top Ranked	Achieved #42 position overall 6 years ago Achieved #23 position in Commander / EDH 6 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Five Color 4 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 0 Rares 35 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.97
Tokens	Elemental 5/5 RG, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	commander ideas