I wanted to make a Donkey Deck, and I think it went pretty well!
Main combo is
Assquatch
with Splinter Twin. Tap
Assquatch
, make a second donkey creature, use
Assquatch
's abilities to tap it again. This leaves you with one tapped
Assquatch
and infinite hastey
Assquatch
tokens that buff each other to enormous amounts. I think the ideal number is probably 455 billion, because that kinda spells "ass."
Assquatch
Assquatch
Assquatch
Assquatch
Assquatch
The alternate... thing is Smart Ass.
Urza's Contact Lenses
guarantees unblockability, and if you can put in a
Quicksilver Gargantuan
as the Smart Ass, even better.
Adaptive Automaton is a robo-donkey, and Taurean Mauler is a bull-shaped donkey that makes opponents think twice about casting a spell.
Denied!
gets their bad stuff out of the way, and with
Urza's Contact Lenses
, it is very easy to counter a spell.
Dumb Ass
is in there because it's fun.
Chicken a la King
is there because it's an infinite combo by itself (It is!! Look it up!), and it can buff Taurean Mauler as well.
Assault Strobe
is in there mostly because it says ass, but also in conjunction with a 7/7
Quicksilver Gargantuan
Smart Ass. Sure, Double Cleave is better, but, unfortunately, it does not include "Ass" in the title. If it was named "Ass Cleave" then yes, I would put it in.
