DAT DONK DAT ASS

Casual Infinite Combo Theme/Gimmick UR (Izzet)

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Creature (23)

• 4x Adaptive Automaton
• 4x Assquatch
• 3x Chicken a la King
• 1x Dumb Ass
• 3x Quicksilver Gargantuan
• 4x Smart Ass
• 4x Taurean Mauler

Land (23)

• 4x City of Ass
• 8x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 2x Terramorphic Expanse

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Splinter Twin

Artifact (4)

• 4x Urza's Contact Lenses

Instant (4)

• 4x Denied!

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Assault Strobe

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I wanted to make a Donkey Deck, and I think it went pretty well!

Main combo is Assquatch with Splinter Twin. Tap Assquatch , make a second donkey creature, use Assquatch 's abilities to tap it again. This leaves you with one tapped Assquatch and infinite hastey Assquatch tokens that buff each other to enormous amounts. I think the ideal number is probably 455 billion, because that kinda spells "ass." Assquatch Assquatch Assquatch Assquatch Assquatch

The alternate... thing is Smart Ass. Urza's Contact Lenses guarantees unblockability, and if you can put in a Quicksilver Gargantuan as the Smart Ass, even better.

Adaptive Automaton is a robo-donkey, and Taurean Mauler is a bull-shaped donkey that makes opponents think twice about casting a spell.

Denied! gets their bad stuff out of the way, and with Urza's Contact Lenses , it is very easy to counter a spell.

Dumb Ass is in there because it's fun.

Chicken a la King is there because it's an infinite combo by itself (It is!! Look it up!), and it can buff Taurean Mauler as well.

Assault Strobe is in there mostly because it says ass, but also in conjunction with a 7/7 Quicksilver Gargantuan Smart Ass. Sure, Double Cleave is better, but, unfortunately, it does not include "Ass" in the title. If it was named "Ass Cleave" then yes, I would put it in.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 23 - 0 Rares 4 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Copy Clone