Deploy the Derpwatch!

Standard

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Land (26)

• 4x Aether Hub
• 2x Blooming Marsh
• 2x Botanical Sanctum
• 4x Evolving Wilds
• 3x Forest
• 1x Island
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Plains
• 2x Scattered Groves
• 2x Sheltered Thicket
• 2x Swamp

Planeswalker (15)

• 2x Chandra, Flamecaller
• 2x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 1x Dovin Baan
• 2x Gideon, Ally of Zendikar
• 2x Gideon of the Trials
• 2x Liliana, the Last Hope
• 1x Nahiri, the Harbinger
• 1x Nissa, Vital Force
• 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis

Enchantment (8)

• 2x Oath of Chandra
• 2x Oath of Liliana
• 4x Oath of Nissa

Creature (5)

• 1x Linvala, the Preserver
• 4x Rogue Refiner

Artifact (2)

• 2x Heart of Kiran

Instant (2)

• 2x Anguished Unmaking

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Radiant Flames

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Sideboard

Instant (9)

• 2x Dissenter's Deliverance
• 2x Glimmer of Genius
• 3x Magma Spray
• 2x Negate

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Descend upon the Sinful
• 1x Lost Legacy
• 2x Yahenni's Expertise

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Authority of the Consuls

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Deploy the Derpwatch! This isn't meant to be a legitimate contender in the current meta. However, this is a silly fun deck to play that creates outrageous board states. My objective was to play as many of the decent to great planeswalkers in standard right now (with great weight given to those planeswalkers I currently own).

The deck includes enough mana fixers to enable the reliable casting of 'walkers. It goes without saying that Oath of Nissa should be in your opening hand if you are not flush with the other fixers. Also note that I included dual lands that produce green to ensure an early Oath of Nissa can be cast.

The removal suite is slow but worthwhile. Oath of Chandra helps drop a respectable threat and offers recurring player damage. Oath of Liliana can help remove a bomb and provide blockers. Radiant Flames helps with pesky aggro decks. And of course there are planeswalkers that either spot remove or sweep: Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Chandra, Flamecaller, Nahiri, the Harbinger, Sorin, Grim Nemesis, and Ob Nixilis Reignited.

All told it's a silly, funny deck that wreaks havoc on the kitchen table and may surprise try-hards at your local gaming store. Let me know what you think in the comments. I would love suggestions, especially for the sideboard.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	20 - 1 Mythic Rares 18 - 5 Rares 8 - 2 Uncommons 4 - 7 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.29
Tokens	Angel 3/3 W, Angel 4/4 W, Elemental 3/1 R, Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Emblem Dovin Baan, Emblem Gideon of the Trials, Emblem Gideon, Ally of Zendikar, Emblem Liliana, the Last Hope, Emblem Nissa, Vital Force, Emblem Ob Nixilis Reignited, Energy Reserve, Knight Ally 2/2 W, Vampire Knight 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B