Derpiest Esper in the World

Standard Midrange WUB (Esper)

DasSandman

Creature (17)

• 2x Archangel of Thune
• 4x Blood Baron of Vizkopa
• 2x Daxos of Meletis
• 2x Fiendslayer Paladin
• 2x Nightveil Specter
• 2x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 2x Precinct Captain
• 1x Sin Collector

Land (24)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 2x Godless Shrine
• 6x Island
• 5x Plains
• 5x Swamp
• 4x Temple of Silence

Enchantment (3)

• 2x Aqueous Form
• 1x Underworld Connections

Instant (12)

• 2x Azorius Charm
• 4x Devour Flesh
• 2x Dissolve
• 2x Doom Blade
• 2x Ultimate Price

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Read the Bones
• 2x Supreme Verdict

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Sin Collector

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Gift of Orzhova

Instant (4)

• 2x Dark Betrayal
• 2x Rootborn Defenses

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Glare of Heresy
• 2x Merciless Eviction
• 2x Solemn Offering

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (2)

• 2x Whip of Erebos

Instant (3)

• 2x Grisly Spectacle
• 1x Ultimate Price

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This deck is a decent way to both pick at your opponent's life total, creature count, and deck size all at the same time.Get out an early Precinct Captain, scry and set up your draws with Aqueous Form on an unblockable Archangel of Thune, play Supreme Verdict on turn 4 to roll out the red carpet for an Obzedat, Blood Baron, or Archangel, and once things are rolling, if you've boarded in Rootborn Defense, on turn 7, make your creatures indestructible and sweep the board with another Supreme Verdict.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 2 Rares 7 - 9 Uncommons 12 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	Soldier 1/1 W