Destroy All Humans! (Xathrid, baby)

Standard Humans Tokens WB (Orzhov) Zombie

ifeedgremlins

Creature (20)

• 4x Blood Artist
• 4x Cartel Aristocrat
• 4x Champion of the Parish
• 1x Ravenous Demon  ^Flip
• 3x Skirsdag High Priest
• 4x Xathrid Necromancer

Land (24)

• 4x Orzhov Guildgate
• 7x Plains
• 11x Swamp
• 2x Vault of the Archangel

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Dark Prophecy

Instant (5)

• 2x Faith's Shield
• 3x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Gather the Townsfolk
• 3x Increasing Devotion

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 4x Champion of the Parish
• 1x Undercity Informer

Instant (8)

• 4x Faith's Shield
• 4x Profit / Loss

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Trying to churn out a bunch of humans, get absurd value for killing them, while making the opponent suffer for trying to touch my board.

Hopefully pretty self-explanatory, I'm keeping the curve low and creature/human count very high. If I take too much damage from Dark Prophecy, I hope to draw into either Blood Artists or Thraben Doomsayers to equalize/capitalize on the situation.

Right now I'm looking for a place to put Faith's Shield, because suddenly shoving my guys through with protection sounds like a way this deck will win fairly often, especially with Skirsdag High Priest's Demon Tokens, Cartel Aristocrat's protection ability, Maw of the Obzedat's possibly ridiculous pump, and the possible inclusion of Profit / Loss.

Feedback very welcome.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	21 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.31
Tokens	Demon 5/5 B, Human 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B