Dick Dastardly's Bastardly Bant Deck

Standard Budget Competitive GU (Simic) GWU (Bant) Ramp WU (Azorius)

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Creature (27)

• 2x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 2x Cloudfin Raptor
• 3x Courser of Kruphix
• 4x Experiment One
• 1x Kalonian Hydra
• 2x Loxodon Smiter
• 3x Mistcutter Hydra
• 2x Polukranos, World Eater
• 2x Scavenging Ooze
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 2x Vorel of the Hull Clade

Planeswalker (5)

• 2x Ajani, Mentor of Heroes
• 3x Kiora, the Crashing Wave

Land (21)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 3x Forest
• 4x Hallowed Fountain
• 3x Island
• 3x Plains
• 4x Temple Garden

Instant (6)

• 2x Azorius Charm
• 4x Cyclonic Rift

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Divination

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Creatures are ramping so hard, they're airborne.

Misery and death, which cause despair are all that await your opponent when running this deck. The point to this deck you may ask? Well it's all about ramping into creatures and slapping your opponents face with their one-eyed wonder worm. Vorel of the Hull Clade is the cover girl for this deck. He only knows how to do three things, each better than the next. 1. Making my hydras more and more sexy each turn. 2. Using his badonk-a-donk to block your opponent's minions. 3. Fucking yo sweet bitch.

Do you like drawing cards? With Fathom Mage and Vorel of the Hull Clade you can do that!!! Evolve it once, and then begin the card drawing day dream!

Now that I've used secondary education to its fullest extent and pulled you in with my grabber statement, please comment what you think would help with this deck. All suggestions welcome.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 6 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	62
Avg. CMC	2.54
Tokens	Cat Soldier 1/1 W, Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Kraken 9/9 U
Folders	deck ideas