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Hmm.. maybe you could use Gift of Immortality and put it on an Armada Wurm ?

think I went overboard with that?

It dredges deep in the opponents proverbial hole in a split second, in exalted fashion, with such hellbent and inspired madness that it demands tribute from all who bear witness.

Magic + cock jokes. Yay.

SwaggyMcSwagglepants if you can get your dicks that long on the battlefield that should also be a wincon hahahahaha

Ballzanya I like it. The Immortal dick. Free to battle the infinite planes, Safe from that harmful black death that lingers in every dark crevasse.

You could run some infect mechanics and make it an herpes deck...

Not to much standard infect though =(

If only if only, Progenitor Mimic was white/green.... Each turn get a dick, that spunks another dick!.... A siamese dick every-turn!!

Although... some Mana Confluence here and a Sylvan Caryatid there, a Mana Bloom somewhere... could be enough.... just enough... to get some mutant dick-lick going!

Then the deck would function like Japanese tentacle porn. Interesting.

You could always try and splash black to play Triad of Fates for blinking the cards much more frequently.

ApeofJustice I think Skybind + Mana Bloom + All the enchantments this deck is running is enough to keep things moving without having to splash the black.

Pyroshade that could be a funny addition to work on. But the deck is fairly balanced now, And plays suprisingly well for a homebrew :P

Surprised I did not see Rupture Spire here

Your deck score right now is 42... which must mean that dicks are the answer to life the universe and everything...?

WormFrizzer It's a standard dic,, Deck. Standard Deck I mean.

Terracius People will bow to it =|

I support the comment to go mono-black with it.

You know what they say: Once you go mono-black, you don't go back.

Personally I like the junk variant better with Doomwake Giant and Brain Maggot for additional removal/ power as well as black removal

Caligula, I think you mean people will bl- no... I'm sorry I just can't say it. But seriously they'd "bow" to it a lot more if you went black.

Check out Arbor Colossus against flying, and, oh look, there's a giant penis in there.

Upvote just cause dicks.

+1 from me but why not try Scion of Vitu-Ghazi over your polukranos? for worm populate and a 1/1 flier and 4/4 body that can be targeted by Skybind , You could also take out a single skybind for a Dictate of Heliod for even bigger worms awesome deck though have been wanting to make a deck with skybind

stimulispakij it's because you can Blink Polukranos and trigger his monstrosity whenever. It's more of a win-con card.

Love the deck idea. Awesome! LOL +1

Scion of Vitu-Ghazi has a clause in it's text stopping blink effects, its the 'If cast form you hand' bit, basically it will come in, dump a bird, populate, and thats it. You'd have to return it to hand and then hard cast it continuely, to get any use of it's effects, more than once.

Wurmcoil Engine , Optimus Prime needs some love, too.