Did That Mermaid Really Just Eat My Deck?

Vintage

Mpz5

Creature (15)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 4x Grimoire Thief
• 4x Judge of Currents
• 4x Puresight Merrow
• 2x Trinket Mage

Land (17)

• 2x City of Traitors
• 4x Glacial Fortress
• 4x Island
• 2x Misty Rainforest
• 2x Scalding Tarn
• 3x Seachrome Coast

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Freed from the Real
• 4x Pemmin's Aura

Artifact (10)

• 4x Chrome Mox
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 4x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Skullclamp

Instant (8)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 2x Echoing Truth
• 1x Frantic Search
• 4x Spell Pierce

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Ponder
• 2x Preordain
• 1x Tinker

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Sideboard

Enchantment (8)

• 2x Absolute Grace
• 2x Absolute Law
• 4x Leyline of Sanctity

Artifact (2)

• 2x Relic of Progenitus

Instant (5)

• 3x Swords to Plowshares
• 2x Turn Aside

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I thought the name was funny. Shrug

Basically the idea of the deck is to get a Grimoire Thief on the field, equipped with Paradise Mantle, and enchanted by either Pemmin's Aura, or Freed from the Real which is an infinite Exiled Mill combo.

Conversely, you can also get Paradise Mantle equipped to a Puresight Merrow for a tutor ability and if you can get a Judge of Currents on the field as well you can set your life total to the national debt.

If all else fails, (or rather I get a God Draw) I can Tinker Blightsteel Colossus onto the field first turn for a quick GG if they have no Path to Exile, Swords to Plowshares, or something similar waiting on me.

Anything affordable that can help would be great. I'm not the best at Vintage but I'd like to do well at the tourney.

Date added	13 years
Last updated	13 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 4 Rares 15 - 9 Uncommons 19 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.88