BURN, BABY, BURN! DISCO INFERNO! Are you ready to boogie?! Cause I don't think your opponent will be with they see this bad ass jive turkey! Creature decks will cry as you mercilessly dance on their monster's graves! Control decks will lose control when you bust a move ON THEIR FACE! So put on your platform shoes, pick out your fro, and BURN LIKE A STAR!
Here's a breakdown of your funky moves, ya dig:
Ash Zealot - This crazy chick is ready and roaring to hit the dancefloor! As a 2 drop with haste, she can get in a few early moves that your opponent is forced to respond to.
Boros Charm - Do I need to tell you why this groovy medallion is the best damn thing since sliced bread?! It does it all, and the ladies love it, but your opponent won't!
Chained to the Rocks - Now we all know how much we like our chains, but your opponent isn't gonna like this gold link! Drop for one and get any baddie off the floor? Right on brother!
Chandra's Phoenix - We're gonna fly like an eagle, and this bird will show us how! A little evasion to get over pesky blockers, haste to go fast, and comes back when we burn, all only for 3 mana?! No trippin on this bird's watch!
Lightning Strike - Time for a little light show, and this card is just the prelude.
Magma Jet - Is it getting hot in here, or is it just your opponent melting? Oh, and did I forget to mention you get to filter your draws with this?
Searing Blood - I got a fever, and the only cure is to BURN! A little removal that punishes your opponents as well is okay in my book!
Shock - It's like the warm-up before the actual show! Sometimes not great, but in the end it can be the difference between a groovefest and snoozeville.
Skullcrack - Did that square just try and have a Sphinx's Revelation? Show him who is king of the dance floor when you stop him in his tracks!
Warleader's Helix - This is the main event baby! The inferno is real, and this right here is why! Make 'em burn, and let you live, not much better than that!
Backup stars:
Anger of the Gods - Your opponent is trying to pull a fast (aggro) one on you? Chill them off with the fury of the gods. As a plus, if you use it on your Boros Reckoner you get a free burn spell!
Boros Reckoner - This bad dude is too crazy to NOT put him in your ensemble! Coming in with a fresh cut, and lots of damage to sling should some player try to get in his way.
Satyr Firedancer - Now this guy is a stone cold fox! Or should I say smokin' hot goat? Either way he is a star! A 2 drop that lets you burn your opponents AND their little dudes? Ice cold man! And as an added bonus he lets you hit that lame wyrm Stormbreath Dragon with your charm and helix.
Fated Conflagration - Someone likes to play big baddies and super friends? A burst of light will show them it isn't fated to be.
Mizzium Mortar - For those times you aren't sure your bud the satyr won't be around long enough to deal with big baddies like Stormbreath Dragon or Blood Baron of Vizkopa.
Wild Ricochet - It's a party for everyone! Well mainly you when you hit two of their dudes with a redirected Hero's Downfall
