lol i love this deck for its named xD

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Haha thanks.

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I too love the name haha +1

If anyone could help me out, the deck is pretty solid but I'm being hurt by not having a lot of card draw because Bob is usually bolted right away. Also, are there any other counter spells i should think about using.

Cancel isn't that great, and is pretty much strictly worse than Voidslime for your deck. You might want to think about using other, cheaper counters such as Remand or Rune Snag . Or, just replace them with discard, since discard spells are basically preemptive counters for cheaper. Inquisition of Kozilek is a great one, as is Thoughtseize , though the latter might make your deck too suicidal since it already has Bobs, fetches, and shocks. Also, Bribery is nice, but a little slow since you're only running 22 lands. If you actually do tend to get it out against Tron and friends before they kill you, then you should keep it, but otherwise, I'd replace it with some better meta hate such as Grafdigger's Cage .

Adding Kitchen Finks in the side seems like it should be done. Side in against aggro and midrange decks, like Jund, or Ajanimaw decks.

cut Gitaxian Probe for Thoughtseize it is way better and does the same thing. Inquisition of Kozilek is redundant if you have Abrupt Decay anyways.

cut Psychic Strike for a better counterspell. I suggest Remand .

You need much more removal, I would cut Serum Visions for Dismember and try to fit in some Go for the Throat . I would cut Kira, Great Glass-Spinner because it doesn't seem to have much of a use in this deck.

this is one expensive ass deck.

what's an ass deck? :)

this deck is beast

Thank you reawkwian

When the judge is a hottie and you cant control your body do the creep ahhh +1 for the name alone

Disfigure over Kitchen Finks . Finks in side board would be better for you and this deck. Gitaxian Probe is kinda bad in this deck your not looking to set up a combo so why bother with the card try Thoughtseize or Inquisition of Kozilek over the probe. Also up to 4 remands as the cantrip is needed for this deck . Also Spell Snare might be better then both really for this deck but only testing will tell

Well kitchen finks helps with the life loss and can block and attack when I need, and gitaxian probe is card draw on a first turn dropping a man land, all while getting to know what my opponent is playing. But, I see your point about more counterspells. Thank you for taking the time to give me some help.

Awesome, awesome build. Always loved BUG. Shameless self promotion ahead! Lol looks just like my modern deck with three colors then an annoying sliver of white because of a hybrid card. If you don't mind it's Jundying Shameless self promotion over. Love it, +1'd it. Great deck, great name.

Sorry that link was wrong it's Jundying.Thanks If you check it out!

+1 for the name!

This isn't landstill :P I see no Standstill/fast lands.

I still think you want IoK/Thoughtseize over Probe. The discard is important in modern atm. Besides that, seems good.

Scary Deck +1

Was able to take it down with my BLΔCK ::MBC:: SMΔLLPOX

Best name ever and this deck has a great focus +1

You really need to be running Tarmogoyf

I understand that goyf is amazing, but ooze helps me against many decks, hoses dredge, and I can beat other goyfs/oozes/deathrites. And if I leave mana open for a counter spell and don't use it then it goes to ooze. Is there any reason besides he is the best 2 drop beater that I should use him

you don't really need any other reason. It's often a 5/6 for 2...