Does this Make Me an Asshole?

Commander / EDH thuzra

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Why the hell not? —Jan. 13, 2016

Okay, let's just start off by saying that this was absolutely spinning the ball on my finger when I was doing this, and holy SHIT did it feel amazing. Let's do this.

I have Baleful Strix, Trading Post, Sydri, Voltaic Key, Clock of Omens, Pili-Pala, and a bunch of irrelevant stuff on the field. Grand Architect is in my hand and I am ecstatic that my precious scarecrow lived to my next turn. Cast Architect, combo with P-P. Infinite mana floating, I cast Deadeye Navigator from my hand, also, and Soulbond to Strix. Draw deck. I had Helm of Obedience on the field, also, one of the irrelevant things, as I had neither RIP nor LotV. Now I did. I cast Staff of Domination. I use Sydri to turn Helm into a creature. Mill one of my opponent's decks into exile (Also, I used RIP so that my graveyard would also be exiled. For fun), then used Staff to untap Helm (Staff only does everything), lather, rinse, repeat. Not done yet. They're milled out but I care not. I cast everything in my hand that doesn't target things in graveyards, and then I turn Trading Post into a creature, use it and Staff to discard the rest of my hand (some 20-30 cards) and gain some life (fortunately for the "ball-spinning", Exquisite Blood was in my grave before I started, and was RIP'd), and exile everything of mine.then I tap Laboratory Maniac to draw a card, but I respond by using the Thopter Sword combo an infinite number of times, using Staff and Post to sac all the Thops to draw cards, forever and ever. Good times.

If you found that entertaining, stupid, or both, then I am glad, and my work here is done! (But I'll never leave, I'll stick around for the new busted combo pieces that Wizards prints on accident.)