don't bargle the Yargle

Commander / EDH

silent2360

Artifact (25)

• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Chariot of Victory
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton
• 1x Hot Soup
• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lashwrithe
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nightmare Lash
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Ring of Xathrid
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strata Scythe
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Vengeance
• 1x Unstable Obelisk
• 1x Vorrac Battlehorns
• 1x Voyager Staff
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Blessing of Leeches
• 1x Dauthi Embrace
• 1x Deadly Wanderings
• 1x Demonic Vigor
• 1x Dragon Shadow
• 1x Eldrazi Conscription
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Homicidal Seclusion
• 1x Leshrac's Rite
• 1x No Rest for the Wicked
• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Predator's Gambit
• 1x Skeletal Grimace
• 1x Soul Channeling
• 1x Thrull Retainer
• 1x Vow of Malice

Creature (6)

• 1x Basal Thrull
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Face of Fear
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Plague Myr
• 1x Soldevi Adnate

Instant (5)

• 1x Dark Bargain
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Rush of Vitality
• 1x Succumb to Temptation
• 1x Tainted Strike

Commander (1)

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Bubbling Muck
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Syphon Mind

Land (38)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 33x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

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Someone dared me to make a Yargle Voltron, so I got inpspiration from The Commander's Quarters, and made a few upgrades. Here it is, for the joke.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 15 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.76
Tokens	Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B