Don't Make Me Get Up From This Chair ...

Commander / EDH Death and Taxes Lifegain WUB (Esper)

Meteciir

Creature (20)

• 1x Angel of Destiny
• 1x Astarion, the Decadent
• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Bloodletter of Aclazotz
• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1x Celestine, the Living Saint
• 1x Crystal Barricade
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Enduring Tenacity
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Fountain Watch
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1x Sorin of House Markov  ^Flip
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Starscape Cleric
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Dovin, Hand of Control *f-pre*
• 1x Kaya the Inexorable
• 1x Sorin Markov

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Kaya's Wrath

Instant (1)

• 1x Riot Control

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Lunar Convocation
• 1x Nine Lives
• 1x Overencumbered
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Struggle for Project Purity
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Valkyrie's Call

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dromar's Cavern
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 2x Island
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Obscura Storefront
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 12x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Shimmerdrift Vale
• 13x Swamp

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chalice of Life  ^Flip
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Cosmos Elixir
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Isolation Cell
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Weathered Runestone

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1.6.2025 - Working some changes for 2025; wanting to lose some of the big 6+ mana spells and add some protection - as always, death & taxes ~Met

11.21.2024 - adding a few more foundations cards to focus the life loss / gain mechanics

11.16.2024 - with Foundations releasing, revisiting this deck with new cards. 13-card swap out, removing the card draw block / mechanics and focusing back on taxes and life gain/loss. ~Met

8.6.2024 - the deck does the thing :)

Date added	11 months
Last updated	4 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.60
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Clue, Copy Clone, Emblem Kaya the Inexorable, Food, Junk, Radiation, Spirit 1/1 W, Starscape Cleric 1/1 B
Based on	Oloro Oppression Meteciir EDH