Don't Mind the Crazy Person

Standard UB (Dimir)

Arvin

Creature (15)

• 3x Armored Skaab
• 3x Deranged Assistant
• 3x Fog Bank
• 2x Geralf's Mindcrusher
• 3x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Mirror-Mad Phantasm

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, Memory Adept

Land (21)

• 4x Drowned Catacomb
• 17x Island

Artifact (5)

• 2x Altar of the Lost
• 3x Ghoulcaller's Bell

Instant (14)

• 4x Cackling Counterpart
• 4x Forbidden Alchemy
• 2x Memory's Journey
• 4x Thought Scour

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 3x Unburial Rites

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Sideboard

Artifact (7)

• 4x Ring of Evos Isle
• 3x Witchbane Orb

Instant (8)

• 4x Mizzium Skin
• 4x Negate

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Trying to get to Laboratory Maniac and Mirror-Mad Phantasm. Use Unburial Rites to brings them back to the field.

How to dump your deck:

Mill or draw through the deck as much as you can. Make sure you have at least a Cackling Counterpart that you can cast, as well as a way to draw a card, Thought Scour.

Get the Mirror-Mad Phantasm and Laboratory Maniac on to the field. Use Cackling Counterpart on it, to make a token copy of the Phantasm. Use the token copy's activated ability to shuffle itself back into the deck.

The token disappears when trying to go into the deck, and fails to "find" another Mirror-Mad Phantasm. Your deck is now your graveyard. Draw a card.

Sideboard:Witchbane Orb: You'll need ways to protect yourself while you play solitaire.

Negate: It's not their creatures you really need to be worried about.

Mizzium Skin + Ring of Evos Isle: These are used to protect the Laboratory Manics if they're planning to use spot removal for them.

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 7 - 3 Rares 21 - 4 Uncommons 13 - 8 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.90
Tokens	Copy Clone