Don't Punch the Goat

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (13)

• 1x Alloy Myr
• 1x Azor's Elocutors
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Guard Gomazoa
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Living Wall
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Wall of Vapor
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (37)

• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 10x Island
• 10x Mountain
• 11x Plains
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Terrain Generator

Enchantment (35)

• 1x AEther Sting
• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Antagonism
• 1x Archmage Ascension
• 1x Ashling's Prerogative
• 1x Banishing Light
• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Bludgeon Brawl
• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Bulwark
• 1x Burning Earth
• 1x Celestial Convergence
• 1x Chaosphere
• 1x Circle of Flame
• 1x Collapsing Borders
• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Common Cause
• 1x Crescendo of War
• 1x Crusade
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Forced Fruition
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Journey to Nowhere
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Spiritual Asylum
• 1x Teferi's Moat
• 1x Test of Endurance

Artifact (13)

• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Astral Cornucopia
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Darksteel Brute
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Relic
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Storm Herd

Commander (1)

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Creature (1)

• 1x Crazed Firecat

Land (1)

• 1x Serra's Sanctum

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Act of Authority
• 1x Aegis of Honor
• 1x AEther Barrier
• 1x AEther Charge
• 1x AEther Flash
• 1x AEther Storm
• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Ajani's Mantra
• 1x Angelic Voices
• 1x Arcane Melee
• 1x Barren Glory
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Chance Encounter
• 1x Contemplation
• 1x Thought Lash

Instant (4)

• 1x Absorb
• 1x Exile *list*
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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Take number eleventy billion on building a Zedruu deck.

This time an attempt at serious pillowfort as the primary strategy. A few alternate wincons to try to sneak out a win. A handful of "enchant world" (get off my lawn) type effects to alter the overall game state and push the game along, but hopefully keep it from being too chaotic, e.g. Bedlam and Angel's Trumpet but not Confusion in the Ranks.

Deliberately attempting to avoid cards that are likely to make one player target this deck for destruction: don't punch the goat.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Pegasus 1/1 W, Squid 1/1 U
Folders	Regular EDH