Doran of the Infinite Butts

Commander / EDH* BGW (Abzan, Junk) Combo Infinite Combo Theme/Gimmick Toolbox

Bulwer

Creature (26)

• 1x Angelic Protector
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Daru Spiritualist
• 1x Devoted Druid
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Lin Sivvi, Defiant Hero
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Nomads en-Kor
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Outrider en-Kor
• 1x Quillspike
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Shaman en-Kor
• 1x Spirit en-Kor
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Task Force
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice
• 1x Utopia Tree

Land (35)

• 1x Brushland
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 6x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 4x Plains
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Starlit Sanctum
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Primal Rage
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (11)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Chariot of Victory
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Shuko
• 1x Slagwurm Armor
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Instant (8)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Brave the Elements
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Silence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift

Commander (1)

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A Tale of the Combo known as Doran en-Kor and its Parts, numbering Five, unless the Enemy finds themselves without Blockers, in which case it is Four.

Part the First: Reversal

in which creatures are made to strike the enemy with their hindquarters

Doran, the Siege Tower
Assault Formation

Part the Second: Hitters

in which we meet some fellows whose hindquarters grow quite large if they're touched properly

Task Force
Daru Spiritualist
Angelic Protector

Part the Third: Targeting

in which those hindquarters are repeatedly targeted by certain men and equipment

Nomads en-Kor
Shaman en-Kor
Outrider en-Kor
Spirit en-Kor
Lightning Greaves
Shuko

Part the Fourth: Haste

in which things begin to happen very fast

Concordant Crossroads
Hall of the Bandit Lord
Lightning Greaves
Swiftfoot Boots
Chariot of Victory
Vedalken Orrery

Part the Fifth: Evasion

in which the enemy cannot prevent being struck dead by the towering buttocks

Rancor
Primal Rage
Nylea, God of the Hunt
Trailblazer's Boots
Chariot of Victory
Rogue's Passage
Profane Command

The Prequel: Tutors

in which certain key ingredients are pulled from the library ...

Demonic Tutor
Fauna Shaman
Worldly Tutor
Birthing Pod
Chord of Calling
Eladamri's Call
Lin Sivvi, Defiant Hero
Steelshaper's Gift
Green Sun's Zenith

... and the graveyard

Profane Command
Sun Titan
Eternal Witness
Phyrexian Reclamation

Appendix A: Defenses

in which these things are well-protected

Grand Abolisher
Mother of Runes
Brave the Elements
Silence
Swiftfoot Boots
Lightning Greaves

Appendix B: Removal

in which threats are dealt with

Fell the Mighty
Day of Judgment
Armageddon
Reclamation Sage
Beast Within
Path to Exile
Swords to Plowshares
Profane Command

Appendix C: Ramp

in which the availability of mana is assured

Oracle of Mul Daya
Birds of Paradise
Llanowar Elves
Devoted Druid
Joraga Treespeaker
Utopia Tree
Sakura-Tribe Elder
Cultivate
Kodama's Reach
Skyshroud Claim
Nature's Lore
Selesnya Signet
Chromatic Lantern
Sol Ring
Green Sun's Zenith into Dryad Arbor

Appendix D: Draw

in which my hand is kept full

Sylvan Library
Phyrexian Arena
Ohran Viper
Necropotence

A Short Story: The Elf and the Porcupine

two lovers, in need only of each other

Devoted Druid
Quillspike

Top Ranked	Achieved #39 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.40
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G
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