Do you like big butts and you cannot lie? Can your other brothers not deny?
Then this is the deck for you.
Not only are your creatures phatter than Nicki Minaj, but you also build a thicc board state in the first 3 to 4 turns, using 1 mana chunky chumps, the all-powerful Ornithopter (rumor has it if you have all four out at the same time in different printings you win the game), and the Doran, the Siege Tower. This deck is quite literally a fast-ass agro deck.
On your first turn, you play a land, like Murmuring Bosk or a fetch, and Birds of Paradise if you have one or Treefolk Harbinger if you don't. If you don't have any source of making your hand as dangerous as an ICBM (intercontinental butt missile) then mulling may be a smart idea. Second turn, you play more creatures or Assault Formation, depending on your matchup. Next turn, you drop Doran, the Siege Tower, or another 3 mana spell to keep you in the game.Then on T4...BUTTSLAM. Drop a tower defense to back dat ass up into some obscene damage from flyers and non-fliers alike.
The deck is pretty fresh and has seen some (but not much) competitive play. Also if you particularly hate affinity, your wincon is their losecon.
All comments are welcome.
