Douche Bag Deck

Legacy Control WU (Azorius)

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Creature (17)

• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 4x Meddling Mage
• 2x Phantasmal Image
• 2x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 4x Stonehorn Dignitary
• 4x Wall of Omens

Planeswalker (3)

• 3x Venser, the Sojourner

Land (22)

• 2x Celestial Colonnade
• 4x Glacial Fortress
• 8x Island
• 5x Plains
• 3x Seachrome Coast

Enchantment (14)

• 2x Declaration of Naught
• 3x Nevermore
• 4x Runed Halo
• 4x Spectral Flight
• 1x Telepathy

Artifact (3)

• 3x Pithing Needle

Instant (8)

• 4x Remand
• 4x Vapor Snag

Sorcery (12)

• 4x Gitaxian Probe
• 4x Ponder
• 4x Preordain

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WARNING!!!!!!!

Using this deck won't win you any friends let alone help you keep your current friends!

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casual fun. for me...best played w/ against friends because u probably know the important cards in their decks.

Meddling Mage whenever you can. Probes for finding out their hand or to just get another card.Nevermore, Phyrexian Metamorph, & Phantasmal Image to add to the "can't cast list" (or copy a big creature that leaked through.Kill'em with the Godhead enchantment on the best creature you have out. (every creature will be both U&W unless you copied ur opponent's creature)Smite, Snag, & Mana Leak for stalling.

If your friends don't care about about banned cards, use Mental Misstep and Ponder/Preordain instead of Mana Leak and Sleight of Hand.

Can get owned by burn decks & heavy control decks, depending on the draws. Also gets gimped by decks w/ a bunch of variety.

For Land if you can't afford Seachrome coasts it honestly does not make that much of a difference. just replace it w/ cheaper dual mana varients(Sejiri Refuge - gives 1 life, nice for the occasional -2 u pay). The Celestial Colonnade is nice to have inside if you start getting flooded w/ lands. Glacial Fortress is not too expensive and very useful, grab 4 of those for sure.

Any Suggestions to make this deck even worse?!

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	79
Avg. CMC	2.11
Tokens	Emblem Venser, the Sojourner
Folders	Decks