Dr. Jumblemorph and his Super Secret Squirrel Army

Commander: Rule 0 Casual GW (Selesnya) Squirrel Theme/Gimmick Tokens

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Land (35)

• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Branchloft Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x City of Ass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Fortified Village
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Mishra's Toy Workshop
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plaza of Heroes *f-pre*
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Savannah
• 5x Snow-Covered Forest
• 4x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Underdome
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Artifact (7)

• 1x Autograph Book
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Gleemox
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Super Secret Tech
• 1x Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

Creature (27)

• 1x Bloodroot Apothecary
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Half-Squirrel, Half-
• 1x Helica Glider
• 1x Honored Dreyleader
• 1x Krosan Beast
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Moonshaker Cavalry
• 1x Mother Kangaroo
• 1x Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation  ^Flip
• 1x Prairie Dog
• 1x Rhys the Redeemed
• 1x Rosie Cotton of South Lane
• 1x Rules Lawyer
• 1x Scurrid Colony
• 1x Scurry Oak
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels
• 1x Squirrel Dealer
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Steel Squirrel
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Valley Mightcaller

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Ajani, Mentor of Heroes
• 1x Huatli, Radiant Champion
• 1x Wrenn and One (Playtest)

Instant (3)

• 1x AWOL
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Path to Exile

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Animal Friend
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Generated Horizons (Playtest)
• 1x GO TO JAIL
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Look at Me, I'm R&D
• 1x Maro's Gone Nuts (Playtest)
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Squirrel Farm
• 1x Squirrel Nest

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x For the Common Good
• 1x Glittering Wish
• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Look at Me, I'm the DCI
• 1x Selfie Preservation
• 1x Wrath of God
• 1x Wrath of Sod (Playtest)

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Border Guardian
• 1x Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1x Snickering Squirrel
• 1x Timmy, Power Gamer

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Form of the Squirrel
• 1x Topdeck the Halls

Artifact (4)

• 1x Gleemax
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x Rod of Spanking
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game

Land (1)

• 1x Dryad Arbor

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Ass Whuppin'
• 1x Living Wish
• 1x Nerf War

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Maybeboard

Creature (20)

• 1x Adrix and Nev, Twincasters
• 1x Black Panther, Wakandan King
• 1x Chatzuk, Mighty Guitarist (Playtest)
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Emmara, Soul of the Accord
• 1x Emmara Tandris
• 1x Frankie Peanuts
• 1x Fruitcake Elemental
• 1x God-Eternal Oketra
• 1x Johnny, Combo Player
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests
• 1x Knight of the Kitchen Sink A
• 1x Muraganda Eldrazi (Playtest)
• 1x Phantom General
• 1x Rhys the Redeemed
• 1x Seedguide Ash
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Stocking Tiger
• 1x Teferi, Druid of Argoth (Playtest)
• 1x Tenacious Pup

Planeswalker (7)

• 1x Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants
• 1x Ajani Unyielding
• 1x Ajani, Valiant Protector
• 1x Ajani, Wise Counselor
• 1x Garruk, Caller of Beasts
• 1x Gideon, Champion of Justice
• 1x Jiang Yanggu

Land (15)

• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetching Garden (Playtest)
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Glade of the Pump Spells (Playtest)
• 1x Hushwood Verge
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Lush Portico
• 1x Nearby Planet
• 1x Oakhollow Village
• 1x Overgrown Farmland
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Windswept Heath

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Finale of Glory
• 1x Golden Wish
• 1x Hour of Promise
• 1x Hour of Reckoning
• 1x Oddly Uneven
• 1x Parallel Evolution
• 1x Really Epic Punch
• 1x Shahrazad
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes

Artifact (12)

• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Eggnogger's 'Stache
• 1x Gleemox
• 1x Killer Cosplay
• 1x Mox Poison (Playtest)
• 1x Ring of Ma'ruf
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Shield of the Avatar
• 1x Stamp of Approval

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Chittering Doom
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x History of Benalia
• 1x Intangible Vibes (Playtest)
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Snow Mercy
• 1x Song of Freyalise
• 1x Staying Power
• 1x Strength of the Harvest  ^Flip

Instant (2)

• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Teferi's Protection

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Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, the Elder Squirrel God!

Crossbreed Labs UnCommander Deck, just for fun. Based on the Host/Augment mechanic with a minor squirrel theme. Cheatyface is the 101st card in the deck and is off color of the commander in the spirit of the card itself (he cheated his way into the deck).

Theme song: Weird Science by Oingo Boingo

Helm of the Host + Rules Lawyer

Divine Visitation + Earl of Squirrel

Rosie Cotton of South Lane + Scurry Oak

Earthcraft + Squirrel Nest

Date added	7 years
Last updated	2 weeks
Exclude colors	UBR
Key combos	Earthcraft + Squirrel Nest Helm of the Host + Rules Lawyer Divine Visitation + Earl of Squirrel Rosie Cotton of South Lane + Scurry Oak
Legality	This deck is Commander: Rule 0 legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 4 Mythic Rares 51 - 7 Rares 9 - 2 Uncommons 14 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.24
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Copy Clone, 4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Elf Warrior 1/1 GW, Emblem Huatli, Radiant Champion, Food, Giant Teddy Bear 5/5 C, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure
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