Dr. Robotnik's Mean Weenie Machine

Commander / EDH Counters GU (Simic)

JimbertHimbert

Synergy (26)

• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Cephalid Constable
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Elvish Visionary
• 1x Fists of Ironwood
• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Fungal Behemoth
• 1x Fungal Sprouting
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Hadana's Climb  ^Flip
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Hydra's Growth
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Tetravus
• 1x The Great Henge
• 1x The Ozolith
• 1x Vorel of the Hull Clade

Draw (5)

• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Fathom Mage
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Serum Visions

Land (33)

• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 10x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 11x Island
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Llanowar Reborn
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Turntimber Symbiosis  ^Flip
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Ramp (10)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Springbloom Druid
• 1x Thought Vessel

Bombs (5)

• 1x Kalonian Hydra
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Simic Ascendancy
• 1x Walking Ballista

Recursion (1)

• 1x Eternal Witness

Commander (1)

Evasion (10)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Defiant Elf
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Wild Beastmaster

Removal (6)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Kasmina's Transmutation
• 1x Polymorphist's Jest
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Scavenging Ooze

Protection (5)

• 1x Esior, Wardwing Familiar
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Turn Aside

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This is a moderately expensive deck starring everyone's third-favorite Simic-colored elf, Ezuri, Claw of Progress. The whole point of this deck is to use various weak creatures, as well as some token engines to take your creatures from 1/1s to 11/11s. Once you get there, you then beat your opponents down either by overwhelming them in numbers or by making a small number of your creatures massive tramplers who can kill in one fell swoop. This deck is somewhat nonlinear, but it does have some recurring characters you'll always be happy to see when you draw for turn, like my boy Deep Forest Hermit. Shoutout to Themanwithaname for compiling my initial decklist for me (since I forgot my deckbox at his place lmao), as well as being a much better deck builder in general. As always, feedback and suggestions are greatly appreciated!

P.S. No Sage of Hours allowed in this house

Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.12
Tokens	1/1 C Artifact Creature Tetravite, Beast 3/3 G, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elf Druid 1/1 G, Experience Token, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Spider 1/2 G, Squid 1/1 U, Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	Complete Decks
Based on	Kyle's Ezuri Deck Themanwithaname EDH