Master of Cruelties

Going to test this at my local FNM for fun :D

@Oregon sweet. It hasn't been battle-tested yet; would love to hear how it fares!

I made it for a local casual play, control and aggro seem to be it's weakness as well as lack of card draw, but turn 5 your top decking.

I know Bogbrew Witch is there for the mini tutor and all, but I would pick Desecration Demon over it. You can void the option of your opponent to not trigger demon's ability by screwing his sac options, leaving the demon free for munchies.

Well but not having the Bogbrew Witch is making Festering Newt less useful...

The whole combo is needed to have a little removal on the deck, I would indeed put Desecration Demon , but I would put it instead of Traitorous Instinct . Honestly the Newt and the witch make for great -4/-4 removal, combined with the cauldron for 4 damage.

Ah, but Traitorous Instinct hits so hard on turn five--attack with the demon and their stolen creature with +2/+0!

You could do exactly the same with Act of Treason , and if they have more than 1 creature, it wouldn't work, instead, you could take out their creatures with the Newt. I would take Act of Treason only and add the witches for better results :D

Traitorous Instinct is a bad creature steal for 4 mana, especially since after testing this out a bunch, you lose card draw and are top decking on turn 5.

I choose....I choose...BOTH!

Why not use Traitorous Blood or Mark of Mutiny ?

Immortal Servitude for maximum rustling!?

So much fun to play!

Well, I have to say, this deck is hilarious! I played a very similar deck in a 4 player multiplayer game (fixed attacking order etc.) and I won two out of two games! :)

I played the Witch instead of Desecration Demon , which was awesome for creature control and tutoring the Newts for 2 cc and then sacrifice them was -4 life for each opponent and +12 for me. Not forgetting the creature that got -4/-4 :)Just an awesome deck concept, really love it! It causes so much chaos on the battlefield which is awesome :D

Haha, glad you like! I can see the Witch being better in multiplayer games what with the tutor. Maybe throw in Immortal Servitude to recur her Newts in that case! The Demon is good vs. single opponents where he's harder to trip up.

Ahh, just read "each opponent" on the cauldron! Nasty...

Just got the last cards :D Cant wait to troll :P

Well I added two Ogre Slumlord . I found it quite nice to create fast tokens to sack. You can create free tokens with Tenacious Dead or creauters you mindcontrol and sack to Bubbling Cauldron to create more free tokens to sack or whatever you want :P

Ooo, that's a really good idea! I'm gonna try and fit 'em in!

@Oregon (forgot to ping ya) thanks for the excellent suggestion :D I'm excited to build this after rotation. Too addicted to my green deck Green Pumpy, but once Revenge rotates out it will be time for fresh shenanigans.

Glad you like it :P

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i made my own spin on your idea, does wonders, undefeated so far too.

If you wanna make it silly (depending on price drop)....switching Ogre Slumlord for purphuros to deal 3 damage for 3 mana with Tenacious Dead and Barrage of Expendables and having the ability to pump your lowbies would be devastating...

and in my testing i always wished Ogre Slumlord was Traitorous Instinct

also, the hammer might be useful to give you more sac victims or beaters for a final devastating blow.

Also consider Ogre Battledriver over Ogre Slumlord for the time being, far more useful swinging with a 3/1 tenacious dead every turn..

my two shiny pennies, still fun to abuse :)

Tenacious Dead comes into play tapped. even though it is getting haste, it is still tapped.