Dragon Weenie

Modern Aggro Dragons Humans RW (Boros) Weenie

Emrakool

Creature (21)

• 3x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 4x Kargan Dragonlord
• 4x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Mikaeus, the Lunarch
• 3x Ranger of Eos
• 4x Student of Warfare
• 2x Sun Titan

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Elspeth, Knight-Errant

Land (23)

• 4x Arid Mesa
• 2x Cavern of Souls
• 3x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 2x Mistveil Plains
• 4x Plains
• 3x Rugged Prairie
• 4x Sacred Foundry

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Glorious Anthem

Artifact (2)

• 2x Sword of Fire and Ice

Instant (8)

• 4x Lightning Helix
• 4x Path to Exile

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Aura of Silence

Artifact (4)

• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 2x Torpor Orb

Instant (3)

• 1x Combust
• 2x Volcanic Fallout

Sorcery (3)

• 2x Molten Rain
• 1x Shatterstorm

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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Dragon Weenie!

Say "Hello" to Dragon Weenie! A Boros Humans deck with a dragon twist.

Lay your weenies on the table and watch them grow! Please consult your veterinarian if your dragon has an erection lasting more than four hours.

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                               DRAGON WEENIE

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How to smack bitches with your dragon weenie...

Dragonmaster Outcast - This innocent little bastard makes for an early target, then brings friends along to crush his enemies.

Student of Warfare - Starts off weenie, turns into meanie. Good stuff.

Kargan Dragonlord - Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOR!

Knight of the White Orchid - A solid 2/2 with first strike for 2 mana. Fetches lands for Dragonmaster Outcast.

Ranger of Eos - Fetches some of the aforementioned weenies and Mikaeus, the Lunarch. Also works well with Mistveil Plains .

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How to keep your dragon weenie from going limp...

Cavern of Souls - Stops those pesky faeries and merfolk from countering your shit.

Elspeth, Knight-Errant - 1. A weenie factory. 2. Turns a weenie into a dragon until end of turn. 3. Makes your weenie indestructible. Yeah, she kicks ass.

Glorious Anthem - Like a bottle of Extenze in an enchantment.

Lightning Helix - A dragon's weenie goes both ways. Why shouldn't its burn spells?

Mikaeus, the Lunarch - The more natural version of Glorious Anthem.

Mistveil Plains - For those times when a cold shower is all that'll do.

Path to Exile - Every now and then you have to admit to yourself that theirs is bigger than yours. Until you remove theirs, that is.

Sun Titan - Viagra. Nuff said.

Sword of Fire and Ice - Don't forget to wear protection!

Top Ranked	Achieved #64 position overall 12 years ago
Date added	12 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 3 Mythic Rares 30 - 4 Rares 10 - 8 Uncommons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.32
Tokens	Dragon 5/5 R, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	Awesome Decks, Modern, Lulz, Inspirational, maybe builds