Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this

Commander / EDH* Five Color Jank Theme/Gimmick

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Land (39)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 4x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 3x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Maze's End
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 2x Swamp

Instant (2)

• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Spell Swindle

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Creature (21)

• 1x Azor's Elocutors
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Biovisionary
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Crypt Cobra
• 1x District Guide
• 1x Etrata, the Silencer
• 1x Evolution Sage
• 1x Gatecreeper Vine
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Lighthouse Chronologist
• 1x Marsh Viper
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Sabertooth Cobra
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Swamp Mosquito
• 1x Virulent Sliver

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Bring to Light
• 1x Circuitous Route
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Urban Evolution
• 1x Villainous Wealth

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Contagion Engine
• 1x Darksteel Reactor
• 1x Door to Nothingness
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Sword of the Meek
• 1x Thopter Foundry
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Mirrodin Besieged
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Simic Ascendancy
• 1x Triskaidekaphobia

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Artifact (4)

• 1x Armageddon Clock
• 1x Decimator Web
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Time Bomb

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Celestial Convergence
• 1x Epic Struggle
• 1x Mayael's Aria

Creature (2)

• 1x Pit Scorpion
• 1x Suq'Ata Assassin

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This deck is slow. The wincons are bad. Inect? Nah, poisonous. Infinite? Nah, five turns at the minimum. Interaction? Looks like I lose. But why shoot your opponents, when you can chain them up and not watch as your Rube Goldberg machine eventually triggers a laser that will cut them in half. There’s no way they’ll escape... right?

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.38
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Copy Clone, Myr 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 U, Treasure