Oh, I have no idea. Maybe Dusts (based on UK dustbins vs. US wastebaskets)? It just seems like with WOTC printing cards in all sorts of foreign languages now, they should print cards in English as well as American. So we could special-order Artefact Creatures, for example. ;-)

i think you need to make a commander deck version of this.

He can be your general in Pauper Commander

N3ALG and Simon_Williamson that is an AWESOME idea.

If I did that I would proxy up some non-full art Dusts on some old Foil cards.

(There ya go, clayperce.)

Maybe I should order a Foil Eager Construct now, in readiness.

Oh great, was starting to feel like the format wasn't yet as solved as it seems and someone comes along and breaks it. I just got out of collected company standard, now I have to deal with eager construct? ):<

Collected Company with The Meta would be so broken! Instant speed drop two 2/2's and everyone scry's 1 twice! Which sets up your next company!!

Wow, you actually won against an energy deck with this. Nice jon.

I have used all the suggestions in these Comments to make a more competitive version of this deck.

You can find it here: Alter Ego Constructs

"You've made comments on it that show you're in on the joke."

This was all a joke? ='(

I... I don't know what to do anymore. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I will always adore you Eager Construct... Always....

Just kidding Reaxetion!

How could anything to do with Eager Construct ever be a joke?

Argeaux For shame, Eager Construct as you know is no joke, do not take his name in vain.

Did you just assume Eager Construct's gender?

I think Eager Construct has no gender.

It's basically a clockwork dog.

I think Eager Construct is whatever you want it to be. PRAISE BE!!

It's the new Flying Spaghetti Monster.

All hail.

I shall spread the gospel eagerly, because if your deck is too slow or needs some smoothing we have a deity eager to help, I hear you say "Theros is out and Amnokhet hasn't happened yet", you faithless flesh being, going the construction consulate!!

Holt shit I can become a holy man, what does our church have Argeaux for you seem to be the Eager Prophet foretold by the Mythic Spoilers.

I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster may take offense to that.

I wouldn't risk it.

Holy gospel of saintly eager constructs!

Mom's Spaghetti Monster is a mear Spaghetti-O in comparison to Our Eager Lord!!

*in my humble religious opinion, Man-o'-War is still too good for modern, that's not nothing.

I think that Sexxy Shellz Fan Grrrl should be High Priestess of the Temple of Eager Construction.

That coding made my head hurt.

how much does this cost

How long has this been the number 1 deck?

ETFC1204 it will set you back AU$30 for this version, AU$600 if you foil it.

Camel-Senpai it has been the top deck for two glorious days.

The new Reign of Eager Construct has come! Hallelujah! Rejoice, for the profit Argeaux has spoken!

I'm making a PROFIT?

Damn! If I had known that I would've made this deck sooner.