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Commander / EDH Lifegain WUB (Esper)

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Land (35)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 8x Plains
• 1x Raffine's Tower
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shattered Sanctum
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Watery Grave

Instant (12)

• 1x Absorb
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Heliod's Intervention
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Void Rend

Creature (23)

• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Angel of Destiny
• 1x Astarion, the Decadent
• 1x Celestine, the Living Saint
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Crested Sunmare
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Indulging Patrician
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1x Queza, Augur of Agonies
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Voice of the Blessed
• 1x Witch of the Moors

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Cleric Class
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Cosmos Elixir
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Damn
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ajani, Strength of the Pride

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"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Ajani's Pridemate, Horse 5/5 W, Treasure