Eat Your Heart Out, Ramsay

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos)

ChaosNightshade

Creature (25)

• 1x Anje Falkenrath
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Aspirant
• 1x Cirith Ungol Patrol
• 1x Cordial Vampire
• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Dismissive Pyromancer
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Gimli, Counter of Kills
• 1x Gingerbrute
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Hazoret the Fervent
• 1x Ichor Shade
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Mahadi, Emporium Master
• 1x Mintstrosity
• 1x Mishra, Excavation Prodigy
• 1x Poxwalkers
• 1x Quicksmith Genius
• 1x Scream Puff
• 1x Stirring Bard
• 1x Sweettooth Witch
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Termination Facilitator
• 1x Undercity Scrounger

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Devils' Playground
• 1x Environmental Sciences
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Fatal Grudge
• 1x Foreboding Fruit
• 1x Light Up the Stage

Land (35)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 13x Swamp

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Battlemage's Bracers
• 1x Candy Trail
• 1x Fiendlash
• 1x Lembas
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Network Terminal
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The Underworld Cookbook
• 1x Three Bowls of Porridge
• 1x Traveler's Amulet

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Agent of the Iron Throne
• 1x Burning Anger
• 1x Dead Man's Chest
• 1x Faith of the Devoted
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Necromancer's Stockpile
• 1x Shadows of the Past
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x Underhanded Designs
• 1x Virulent Plague
• 1x Warlock Class
• 1x Yoke of the Damned

Instant (9)

• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Bake into a Pie
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Feed the Cauldron
• 1x Impact Resonance
• 1x Nurgle's Conscription
• 1x Shelob's Ambush
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Unexpected Windfall

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"So who's your commander?"

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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,

Of all the greatest chefs alive she is the best by far,

And Wizards of the Coast finally gave her her own card--

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!

Armed with her trusty cookbook, the requisite PPE, some stylish accessories, and a little help from the network, our plucky entrepreneur does her best to make a name for herself with a cooking show set in her very own restaurant (and do a little community outreach besides)! Let's meet some of the supporting cast:

• The hotblooded sous chef
• The charming maître d'hôtel
• The other two judges
• The stern but fair trainer, who instructs them on various dishes

During the breakneck dinner services, two teams of contestants will be expected to properly prepare several of the establishment's signature dishes in a timely manner. Consistent failure will lead to elimination, though plenty of blame shifting is bound to happen. Between dinner services, the contestants will undergo harsh training and participate in various challenges--the winning team will receive a fantastic reward, while the losing team will be relegated to unpleasant drudge work.

The contestants will face a number of challenges, from the cooking for political VIPs to celebrity diners. They'll have to be ready to cook on a short timer for old friends of the owner, make food for unruly kids and practice their cocktail mixing, prepare tricky desserts for high-standards guest chefs, cook with limited pantry supplies or unorthodox equipment, incorporate unique challenge ingredients, and even unexpectedly swap between teams!

There will be plenty of drama--theft, sabotage, schemes and alliances, betrayal, bad blood and volatile emotional outbursts, and even a sprinkling of personal trauma. Through it all, some will undoubtedly form true friendships as they develop the necessary skills to win the competition and claim the grand prize! Won't you join our studio audience in watching it all unfold?

Wonderful! Let's meet our contestants:

• The one who consistently cooks every dish perfectly
• The one who changes their mind three times mid-cooking
• The one who lives for the challenges
• The smarmy one who thinks they're suave
• The joker who doesn't know when to quit
• The quick-tempered one
• The cynical jerk
• The cutthroat who'll throw anyone under a carriage
• The one who gets cockier with every elimination
• The head chef's secret prodigal student, placed as a spy

Without further ado, let the show begin! Welcome...to Kitchen of the Hells!

Date added	11 months
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.77
Tokens	Devil 1/1 R, Dungeon: Undercity, Food, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Skeleton 4/1 B, The Initiative, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B