Eldrazi Bum-Rush

Casual acbooster

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DaCeltics says... #1

Just to let you know, in the case you plan on playing this deck in a sanctioned tournament, the cards you play with Spawnsire of Ulamog must come from your sideboard.

February 5, 2013 8:04 p.m.

acbooster says... #2

Well that's not a problem since I never play in tournaments. :P

February 5, 2013 8:06 p.m.

DaCeltics says... #3

I have a casual deck like this that uses Mox Lotus to put my box of Eldrazi onto the table. 72 Emrakul and counting!

February 5, 2013 8:15 p.m.

acbooster says... #4

Wut. Wouldn't he destroy himself from the Legend rule?

February 5, 2013 8:16 p.m.

DaCeltics says... #5

Yeah, but I would still have 72 turns to beat someone to death with my infinite 0/1 Spawns

February 5, 2013 8:17 p.m.

acbooster says... #6

lol true. Best part is that I can find almost all of the cards I need at my school's Magic Club, which meets tomorrow afternoon.

February 5, 2013 8:18 p.m.

This is hands down the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. You make me want to put this together with the 20 Skittering Invasion s.

February 5, 2013 8:37 p.m.

acbooster says... #8

lol, I'm building it as soon as I can. Imagine seeing this in real life. A quasi-god is spawned before you, and he brings forth a harmless horde and just sits there staring you down.

February 5, 2013 8:40 p.m.

Just make sure you have hours to play, that way your opponent will have to concede since they didn't know the time they'd have to invest to beat you lol.

February 5, 2013 8:53 p.m.

acbooster says... #10

lol, or I can just swing with the Spawnsire whenever I feel like it to make them sad.

February 5, 2013 8:59 p.m.

lol I completely forgot he was in there.

February 5, 2013 9 p.m.

acbooster says... #12

Or I could substitute something with the Broodwarden ...

February 5, 2013 9:03 p.m.

Just have a bunch to bring in with Spawnsire of Ulamog lol.

February 5, 2013 9:11 p.m.

acbooster says... #14

True lol. Then bum-rush with the spawns?

February 5, 2013 9:12 p.m.

No haste means they have a turn to respond. I like it! Super narrow Win -Con used to troll people!

February 5, 2013 9:50 p.m.

acbooster says... #16

If you like super narrow win-cons, check out my trap deck, aptly named "It's a Trap!" :3

February 5, 2013 9:53 p.m.

Aznalexguy says... #17

February 6, 2013 7:03 a.m.

acbooster says... #18

Your point being?

February 6, 2013 7:36 a.m.

kpontau says... #19

Your deck has only one win condition. If somebody can remove all your Spawnsires, then you're hosed.

February 17, 2013 10:43 p.m.

acbooster says... #20

"Casual" "Shenanigans" does it look like this deck is really meant to win?

February 17, 2013 10:47 p.m.

acbooster you respond so nicely when people question you lol.

February 17, 2013 10:55 p.m.

acbooster says... #22

Eh, it happens a lot so you get used to it. :3

February 17, 2013 10:57 p.m.

You know, my friend uses a deck like this; Mana Acceleration and Spawnspires. Throw in a few Eldrazi Tribal spells for an especially potent "OH GOD WAT" effect. Very shenanigans.

February 21, 2013 11:29 a.m.

acbooster says... #24

I playtested this against a friend and ramped out a Pattern of Rebirth by turn 2 and put it on a Llanowar Elves that I had on the field. He attacked on his turn 2 and killed it, allowing me to drop a Spawnsire right then. :3 Unfortunately Cockatrice doesn't like insane numbers of tokens so I had to put 400 in the annotation of it to keep it compact.

February 21, 2013 4:01 p.m.

You, sir, are a terrible person. I applaud you.

February 22, 2013 9:16 a.m.

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