Don't poke fun. I will eventually perfect a standard monowhite or orzhov lifegain deck that consistently kicks ass.
This is the first deck I've posted on here, I've done a lot of tweaking and have played it hundreds of times. For the most part these are my notes, maybe they'll help you with constructive criticism maybe not.
Burn - Very rarely lose. The few times I've lost were due to misplay. -- I suck at magic.
Naya -- That popular one with elspeth, and xenagos or decks similar to that. I consistently win or come very close to winning if I lose.
Mono black - ehh I've beat mono black a fair amount of times. It can go either way
Control - Hate. Hate. hate. hate. I very rarely win vs control. I won't keep a hand unless I have early game cards like Hopeful Eidolon Banishing Light Ethereal Armor or Underworld Coinsmith. In short. I don't do good against control.
Mono green aggro - sideboard in Gideon, Champion of Justice I'll do good.
Monowhite weenie or lifegain - might as well forfeit or call it a draw. it'll take forever.
Mono blue. - Havn't really played.
Constructive criticism is why I put the deck on here, I love hearing comments and criticism. I'm known at my shop for playing lifegain. I either win fast or the game is dragged out until 5 turn limit starts. Well not really but it takes a while.
I usually play on defense unless I get beefy creatures or flying early game. If a race starts.. race.
I've played with 2 Archangel of Thune in this deck it does wonders but I traded them. If you have them Put them in,
I've considered splashing green for Eidolon of Blossoms and Courser of Kruphix But havn't got around to it yet.
My god hand is 3 plains 1x Hopeful Eidolon 3x Ethereal Armor
If I draw into 2 plains and 1 swamp I typically keep. If I draw 2 swamps and 1 plains I typically mulligan.
As soon as rotation occurs and the format is slower I think Spear of Heliod and Godsend will be excellent fits. And before you knock Gideon, Champion of Justice That planeswalker has won me multiple multiple games since putting him in. I have him sideboard on here but he is a good main board for this deck. He draws aggro for his -15 and if you do get the -15 power to ya
Sanguine bond is my most recent addition. I may take it out.