Equiped White Weenies

Standard* Allies Artifact Humans RW (Boros)

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Creature (28)

• 2x Anointer of Champions
• 4x Consul's Lieutenant
• 3x Dragon Hunter
• 2x Expedition Envoy
• 3x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Kytheon, Hero of Akros  ^Flip
• 2x Stone Haven Outfitter
• 2x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 2x Thraben Inspector
• 3x Town Gossipmonger  ^Flip
• 4x Weapons Trainer

Land (20)

• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Needle Spires
• 14x Plains

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Always Watching
• 2x Gryff's Boon
• 2x Stasis Snare

Artifact (4)

• 4x Captain's Claws

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Declaration in Stone

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Hanweir Militia Captain  ^Flip
• 4x Reckless Bushwhacker

Land (1)

• 1x Needle Spires

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Gryff's Boon
• 1x Silkwrap

Artifact (1)

• 1x Orbs of Warding

Instant (4)

• 2x Eerie Interlude
• 2x Repel the Abominable

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Collective Effort

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The plan is to flood your battlefield with humans and allies until your opponent bleeds.

Turn 1: Plains, Expedition Envoy

Turn 2: Mountain, Weapons Trainer. Swing for 2

Turn 3: Plains, Captain's Claws. Equip Expedition Envoy. Swing for 9

Turn 4: Any Land, Anointer of Champions Captain's Claws. Equip 1/1 Kor Ally Swing for 14

Card Breakdown

6 1 drop to put early bodies on the board

• Expedition Envoy
• Anointer of Champions
• Town Gossipmonger  

14 2-drops to piss off my opponents

• Stone Haven Outfitter will be your MVP during late games if your equipped creature dies, plus the +1/+1 will win the game especially if this next card is in play
• Weapons Trainer the +1/+0 on other creatures is magical, the equipment doesn't even need to be equipped
• Consul's Lieutenant First strike and it's renown 1
• Knight of the White Orchid First strike and free land? why not
• Hanweir Militia Captain   this one can flip easily and token generator

2 3-drops

• Thalia, Heretic Cathar First Strike plus opponent's creature EBT? yes please
• Hanweir Garrison for token generator

Not sure whether to take out 2 Celestial Flare and add 2 Declaration in Stone

Sideboard: In Progress

Got my inspiration from Oh the Humanity

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 7 Rares 22 - 8 Uncommons 2 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.77
Tokens	Clue, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Kor Ally 1/1 W