Etali, the Land Destroyer

Commander / EDH* Competitive Eldrazi Land Destruction Mono-Red Primer Voltron

Debo

Ramp (21)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Dwarven Ruins
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gauntlet of Might
• 1x Generator Servant
• 1x Geosurge
• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Otepec Huntmaster
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sandstone Needle
• 1x Seething Song
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Treasure Nabber

Creature Bombs (5)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

Utility (5)

• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Inventors' Fair

Draw (1)

• 1x Strionic Resonator

Land Destruction/Control (13)

• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Boil
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Flashfires
• 1x From the Ashes
• 1x Magus of the Moon
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Volcanic Offering
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Winter Orb

Haste (7)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Bloodsworn Steward
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden

Top Deck Control (6)

• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Crystal Ball
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top

Alternate Win Cons (2)

• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant

Land (20)

• 19x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Commander (1)

Extra Combats (7)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Combat Celebrant
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Savage Beating
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x World at War

Protection (6)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Bolt Bend
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x General's Kabuto
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Unblockable (5)

• 1x Concussive Bolt
• 1x Cosmotronic Wave
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Rogue's Passage

Board Wipes (1)

• 1x Balefire Dragon

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Maybeboard

Other (1)

• 1x Explorer's Scope

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Hello, my name is Etali.

My goal is to come out with haste, hexproof, and unblockable. I will then roar through the storm clouds as I begin casting your cards freely. Possibly even multiple times with extra combat phases. Then, worst of all, I will destroy what you cherish the most: Lands. Its for my protection, really.

Win Conditions:

1. Cast Etali and choke out all lands. Make your best friends scoop and curse at you for being "that guy."

2. Top deck control. Utilize your top deck utility cards and freely cast the big time Eldrazi bruisers. Your friends might tell you not to come back after this one.

3. Chandra, Torch of Defiance has two purposes. Mana ramp, and a late game broken ultimate when used with Etali. Enjoy the belittlement as your enemies run away like Zoidberg.

This is not a 1v1 deck. This is a multiplayer deck. My playgroup is typically 4-6 people. This equals value. You will completely run away with games as arch-enemy. Be careful though, as mono-red is a "glass cannon." My absolute favorite part of this deck is not the groans that come with it, but that every game will never be the same, ever. You are playing other peoples cards.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.03
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Gold, Treasure