Everybody Wants to be a Bat (Markov Aristocrats)

Commander / EDH Aristocrats Combo RBW (Mardu) Sacrifice Tokens Vampires

AngelTheMute

Lands (35)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Silent Clearing
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Unclaimed Territory
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Fodder (4)

• 1x Carrier Thrall
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Martyr of Dusk
• 1x Oathsworn Vampire

Aggro Vampires (22)

• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Bloodline Keeper  ^Flip
• 1x Captivating Vampire
• 1x Cordial Vampire
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Falkenrath Exterminator
• 1x Forerunner of the Legion
• 1x Indulgent Aristocrat
• 1x Knight of the Ebon Legion
• 1x Legion Lieutenant
• 1x Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle
• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Olivia's Bloodsworn
• 1x Pulse Tracker
• 1x Rakish Heir
• 1x Sanctum Seeker
• 1x Shadow Alley Denizen
• 1x Stromkirk Captain
• 1x Tithe Drinker
• 1x Vampire Cutthroat
• 1x Vampire of the Dire Moon
• 1x Vicious Conquistador

Removal (6)

• 1x Despark
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Wear / Tear

Bring 'Em Back (4)

• 1x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Patriarch's Bidding
• 1x Rally the Ancestors

Sac 'Em (4)

• 1x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Commander (1)

Card Advantage (8)

• 1x Champion of Dusk
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Painful Truths
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Stromkirk Occultist
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner

Other Finishers & Synergy (7)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Malakir Bloodwitch
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Drain 'Em (5)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Vindictive Vampire

Ramp (4)

• 1x Legion's Landing  ^Flip
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

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Other (13)

• 1x Adanto Vanguard
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Dusk Legion Zealot
• 1x Gifted Aetherborn
• 1x Immortal Servitude
• 1x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
• 1x Necropolis Regent
• 1x Patron of the Vein
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Skymarcher Aspirant
• 1x Thirsting Bloodlord
• 1x Vampire Nocturnus
• 1x Vona, Butcher of Magan

Removal (6)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x New Blood
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Draw (1)

• 1x Dark Prophecy

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Vampire Tribal plus aristocrats shenanigans! The plan is twofold: first, swarm the board with a bunch of vampires and pump them with lords dealing massive combat damage to whoever is durdling around, then when we are inevitably threatened by a wrath, switch to aristocrats mode and start sacrificing our own dudes for value/damage. Eventually, enough vampires will hit the yard and/or we'll have enough resources to dig to a reanimation spell, bring everyone back, and kill the table by continually sacking dudes.

Anyway, that's the ideal play pattern for this deck. Let me know what you all think, any feedback an/or constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.86
Tokens	City's Blessing, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 B, Vampire 1/1 W, Vampire 2/2 B
Folders	EDH Decks!