Everyone Fight to Please the Battle Spider

Commander / EDH Aggro BRG (Jund) Budget Goad Haste Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick Vigilance

TheMeadiator

Creature (33)

• 1x Chainweb Aracnir
• 1x Hall Monitor
• 1x Deadly Recluse
• 1x Deathcap Cultivator
• 1x Goblin Wardriver
• 1x Shinen of Life's Roar
• 1x Untamed Kavu
• 1x Zhur-Taa Druid
• 1x AEther Membrane
• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Doomed Necromancer
• 1x Giant Trap Door Spider
• 1x Virtus the Veiled
• 1x War Elemental
• 1x Elven Warhounds
• 1x Frontier Warmonger
• 1x Gorm the Great
• 1x Grand Warlord Radha
• 1x Sunder Shaman
• 1x Tahngarth, First Mate
• 1x Woodland Wanderer
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Karazikar, the Eye Tyrant
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Sentinel Spider
• 1x Warchief Giant
• 1x Gleancrawler
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Moraug, Fury of Akoum
• 1x Savage Ventmaw
• 1x Sower of Discord
• 1x Swift Warkite
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter

Land (33)

• 1x Blightstep Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Cragcrown Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Darkbore Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Forest
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Labyrinth of Skophos
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 5x Swamp

Instant (8)

• 1x Undergrowth
• 1x Terrifying Presence
• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Hellish Rebuke
• 1x Obscuring Haze
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Savage Beating
• 1x Back for More

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Warlord's Fury
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x World at War
• 1x Casualties of War
• 1x Fury of the Horde

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Bounty
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Predation
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x War Cadence
• 1x Deathreap Ritual
• 1x Grand Melee
• 1x Gruul War Chant
• 1x The Akroan War
• 1x Bitter Feud
• 1x In the Web of War

Artifact (5)

• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Nemesis Mask
• 1x Obelisk of Jund
• 1x Assault Suit

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Creature (24)

• 1x Spore Frog
• 1x Brushstrider
• 1x Greenwood Sentinel
• 1x Deputized Protester
• 1x Hagra Constrictor
• 1x Mosscoat Goriak
• 1x Obelisk Spider
• 1x Arasta of the Endless Web
• 1x Balduvian Warlord
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge
• 1x Penumbra Spider
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Embodiment of Insight
• 1x Nessian Boar
• 1x Renegade Warlord
• 1x Vigilant Baloth
• 1x Watcher in the Web
• 1x Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Vigorspore Wurm
• 1x Warmonger Hellkite
• 1x Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Eternal Warrior
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Emblem of the Warmind
• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Lust for War
• 1x Parasitic Impetus
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Vow of Wildness
• 1x Breath of Fury
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Land (1)

• 1x Swarmyard

Instant (6)

• 1x Fog
• 1x Respite
• 1x Root Snare
• 1x Inner Struggle
• 1x Rampage of the Clans
• 1x Warpath

Artifact (4)

• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Helvault
• 1x Wand of Orcus
• 1x Embercleave

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Call of the Death-Dweller
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede

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Welcome to Part 3 of the 3-2-1 challenge!!

• FIGHT! PART 1: (coming soon)
• FIGHT! PART 2: "Not Creature? THEN SMASH!" Ruric Thar RIOT

A new challenge my playgroup has proposed involves creating a tri-colour deck, a dual-colour deck, and a mono-color deck. The trick is the mono colour deck has to be one of the colours in the dual deck, and the dual deck's colours have to be present in the tri-colour deck. I went Jund > Gruul > Green. There are tournament rules for these decks as well, but I won't bore everyone with those.

To make matters WAY more fun, I decided to have a similar theme for all three, and the theme is Fight! Fight! FIGHT! Lots of creatures, giving incentives for attacking, creating extra combat steps, goading, and combat damage manipulation.

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Most of our creatures have bonus combat manoeuvres either through keywords (vigilance, menace, trample, etc) or through activated abilities. They also curve out high, so we have some ramp and mana dorks, and also big mana generators like everyone's favourite dragon Savage Ventmaw and Grand Warlord Radha. When we have a nice big army, lay on the pain with multiple combat steps!

These punchy pals are helped along by buffs like Gruul War Chant and bonus combat tricks like Warlord's Fury. If for some reason our board state isn't ready or able to block - say after a board wipe or facing off against a token army - we have many forms of fog to negate all our opponents' efforts.

Since we plan on everyone swinging and losing creatures often, there are a few bits and pieces of value, like Deathreap Ritual, and recursion for our own creatures, like Back for More. Even if our Battle Spider is in the command zone, we still have many ways to entice (or force) people to go to combat in the form of curses and enchantments.

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This deck was exceedingly difficult to cut down to 100 cards. I have about 50 others on standby if there need to be some tweaks after the first few playthroughs. As always, suggestions for improvements are welcome!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.69
Tokens	Copy Clone, Goat 0/1 W, Gold, Ogre 3/3 R, Spider 1/2 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	All My Decks, Deck Names That Make Me Chortle