Experiment Kraj: Mr. Steal Yo' Bitch

Commander / EDH

KeelHaul10

Creature (37)

• 1x Altered Ego
• 1x Aphetto Alchemist
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Argothian Elder
• 1x Body Double
• 1x Cytoplast Manipulator
• 1x Experiment One
• 1x Fathom Mage
• 1x Fertilid
• 1x Forgotten Ancient
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Helium Squirter
• 1x Hope Tender
• 1x Horseshoe Crab
• 1x Jade Mage
• 1x Joiner Adept
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 1x Magus of the Candelabra
• 1x Master Biomancer
• 1x Mizzium Meddler
• 1x Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Pili-Pala
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Quicksilver Elemental
• 1x Realm Seekers
• 1x Sage of Fables
• 1x Simic Guildmage
• 1x Simic Manipulator
• 1x Simic Ragworm
• 1x Sporeback Troll
• 1x Temporal Adept
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Willbreaker
• 1x Zameck Guildmage

Land (36)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 8x Forest
• 9x Island
• 1x Llanowar Reborn
• 1x Novijen, Heart of Progress
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Woodland Stream
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Artifact (6)

• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kiora, Master of the Depths

Commander (1)

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Biomantic Mastery
• 1x Creeping Mold
• 1x Day's Undoing
• 1x Give / Take
• 1x Recollect
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Unexpected Results

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Dismiss into Dream
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Hermetic Study
• 1x Krasis Incubation
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Steal Artifact

Instant (6)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Illusionist's Gambit
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Simic Charm
• 1x Worldly Tutor

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Maybeboard

Creature (7)

• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Gaea's Herald
• 1x Groundskeeper
• 1x Krosan Restorer
• 1x Quirion Druid
• 1x Sages of the Anima
• 1x Tidewater Minion

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Regrowth

Instant (1)

• 1x Back to Nature

Artifact (2)

• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Thought Vessel

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Lurking Predators

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Be careful, because Experiment Kraj will pull all his best moves to make off and make out with your girl at the end of the night.

Kraj walks into the club, sporting Gucci Lightning Greaves and taking a hit of his expensive Thousand-Year Elixir vape. When he spots your girl, he walks over, pulling on his Illusionist's Bracers

at first, he tries to impress your girly with all the cards in his hand, although you know he just has Arcanis the Omnipotent and Fathom Mage stock it full when your girl isn't looking. When it comes time to dance, he has the upper hand because the DJ is also his buddy, Horseshoe Crab, who hooks him up with his favorite jams he can jive to all night long. The mana never runs dry either thanks to Argothian Elder and Gyre Sage's fully paid trips to the corner store. When you try to approach him, you're stopped by his gang of cronies: Experiment One, Forgotten Ancient, and their leader, Kozilek, the Great Distortion. They keep you away as Kraj puts +1/+1 counters on your girl all night. at the last moment, when you're ready to collect her and go home, you find her giggling and holding his arm, driving away in his Cadillac with Cytoplast Manipulator and Simic Manipulator.

Sorry mate, Kraj has stolen your girl, along with everyone else at the party.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	3 years
Exclude colors	WBR
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.58
Tokens	Emblem Kiora, Master of the Depths, Morph 2/2 C, Octopus 8/8 U, Saproling 1/1 G
Folders	Commander Ideas