F*** You, Don't Touch Me

Commander / EDH RGWU

AgHammer

Land (36)

• 1x Cabaretti Courtyard
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 5x Forest
• 6x Island
• 1x Labyrinth of Skophos
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 7x Plains
• 1x Razortide Bridge
• 1x Rustvale Bridge
• 1x Silverbluff Bridge
• 1x Slagwoods Bridge
• 1x Study Hall
• 1x Tanglepool Bridge
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornglint Bridge

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Baral's Expertise
• 1x Concentrate
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Healing Technique
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Mystic Retrieval
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Seasons Past
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Instant (19)

• 1x Benefactor's Draught
• 1x Blessed Respite
• 1x Blink of an Eye
• 1x Chef's Kiss
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Fog
• 1x Honorable Passage
• 1x Mandate of Peace
• 1x Mirror Match
• 1x Mirrorweave
• 1x Obscuring Haze
• 1x Reins of Power
• 1x Remand
• 1x Take the Bait
• 1x Unexpectedly Absent

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Evolutionary Escalation
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Heartbeat of Spring
• 1x Martial Law
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Propaganda

Commander (1)

Creature (18)

• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Hedron-Field Purists
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Portal Mage
• 1x Reidane, God of the Worthy  ^Flip
• 1x Rem Karolus, Stalwart Slayer
• 1x Roon of the Hidden Realm
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Wall of Omens
• 1x Wall of Shards
• 1x Wall of Stolen Identity
• 1x Willbender
• 1x Windborn Muse

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RGWB hug deck with a specific methodology: if someone touches you, you either deny it or exact revenge on them.

In general, play the deck like a hug deck. If somebody tries to damage you, fog it or redirect it. If someone uses a permanent to mess with you, destroy it or put it in jail.

There are also cards that will incentivize people to get in the mix, so it's somewhat of a warmonger.

The big Eldrazi are there so you have a beatstick to close games out with.

Date added	2 months
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C