Eh, Falkenrath Aristocrat is bonkers on its own, it doesn't need humans to feed it.

Regardless, you need to add more dual lands. Amongst other things, you should go up to 4 Godless Shrine s, so that you can t1 play a white onedrop or your Tragic Slip s to kill a manadork.

Also, I'm unsure that Champion of the Parish gets big enough, what with you only running 8 humans. It will often be a 1/1.

Red humans you might want to consider: Reckless Waif  ^Flip , Stonewright . Both have worked well for me in the past. Losing white would definitely give you more consistency. If you don't want to do that, check out the card odds.

Think about it this way: If your does what it's supposed to, it should kill in less than 7 rounds. At most. This is actually way too slow in the current environment, but lets just go with this assumption. If you are on the draw, you are able to draw 13 cards in that time. Since you have only 7 white sources, that's roughly 1/9. Therefore, you need to draw around 18 cards to consistently draw 2 white sources.

You need more white sources or to lose the white.

+1 for the deck and the name good luck .

Lingering Souls could be really good here to feed the Cartel Aristocrat or Falkenrath Aristocrat . I'd remove 2x Zealous Conscripts and 2x Pillar of Flame for 4x Lingering Souls . The Conscripts could be moved to the sideboard. They're just not useful in every matchup.

maybe Instigator Gang  ^Flip could help

+1 for the name! The deck looks pretty good too, nice work!

Jarrheadd0 I'm mostly in agreement with you. Cept for a couple things. My Meta is heavy Aggro so stealing and saccing there creature will more often than not be doable, and wise. Lingering Souls is great for triggering the abilities of this deck however and So I will try and find a Place for it. Even if its the sideboard.

Awesome deck, Hilarious name... Overall, totally worth a +1!

jokersam9806 Thank you dude. Really appreciate it

I have a deck fairly similar sans white but the deck im working on right now is my crazy standard america colored deck Don't F*** With America you dont have to but i would appreciate any help i could get

I would say that you main board the Orzhov Charm . Just because you can bring back your Doomed Traveler and pump your Falkenrath Aristocrat during combat. That way you can keep your opponents on their heals with some crazy combat tricks and what not.

Shiloh_MTG please explain. Sound slike your saying i Can use the Sac on Doomed Traveler then Orzhov Charm is back to my hand? is that even legal

Another Idea would be taking out Blood Artist for 3 or 4 Boros Reckoner . That way if you use Blasphemous Act and you have him on the Field you can deal 13 or even 26 damage (if you have two on the field) straight to their life total!!And he is a massive board threat to just about any deck. Your opponent may even remove him on turn 3 and turn on turn 4 you can come in with your Falkenrath Aristocrat

ApocryphalSaint if you attack with Falkenrath Aristocrat and Doomed Traveler is in you graveyard, you Orzhov Charm the traveler back to the field, sacrifice him with aristocrat's ability. Then Falkenrath Aristocrat gets pumped up +1/+1, and then you get 1/1 spirit out of the whole exchange .

Shiloh_MTG wow im actually embarrassed that I didnt put that together. sigh. thanks man any decks you want me to look at? and for Boros Reckoner here is my thing. Yes its pretty baller. however i wanted to build full synergy around the Aggro Sac of Falkenrath Aristocrat even so i know Boros would be amazing (as he is anywhere) so I wont turn down the Idea but i do want to play some FNM tournies this way first.

ApocryphalSaint no worries! That's definitely a good reason not to use him. And I actually just posted my first deck When in doubt...Mill them out! if you wanted to check it out, that would be awesome :D

Great looking deck. I run a similar one, and an all-star card is Thatcher Revolt . It pumps up the Champion of the Parish and Falkenrath Aristocrat . Hope this helps.

tj70 THANK YOU MAN! thats exactly the kind of shit i wanted sugggested. That card i sfinding a spot it has perfect synergy. Thank you thank you