Fight Me Bro! (Not Optional)

Commander / EDH* BRG (Jund) Chaos Enrage Spider

DungeonMimic1993

Creature (29)

• 1x Archers' Parapet
• 1x Archetype of Finality
• 1x Axebane Guardian
• 1x Blood Hound
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Calculating Lich
• 1x Darksteel Sentinel
• 1x Deepwood Denizen
• 1x Dragonlair Spider
• 1x Dread
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Galewind Moose
• 1x Gorm the Great
• 1x Hierophant Bio-Titan
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Kurbis, Harvest Celebrant
• 1x Masked Bandits
• 1x Mirkwood Spider
• 1x Overgrown Battlement
• 1x Ripjaw Raptor
• 1x Shelob, Child of Ungoliant
• 1x Sisters of Stone Death
• 1x Skysnare Spider
• 1x Urban Daggertooth
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Vine Trellis
• 1x Wall of Earth
• 1x Wall of Shadows
• 1x Wall of Souls

Enchantment (15)

• 1x All Will Be One
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Berserkers' Onslaught
• 1x Blood Reckoning
• 1x Briar Patch
• 1x Circle of Flame
• 1x Curse of Bounty
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Dormant Grove  ^Flip
• 1x Eternal Warrior
• 1x Guild Artisan
• 1x Hissing Miasma
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Revenge of Ravens

Land (34)

• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Darigaaz's Caldera
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 9x Forest
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Savage Lands
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator
• 1x Vraska the Unseen
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen

Commander (1)

Instant (12)

• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Fog
• 1x Headlong Rush
• 1x Hindervines
• 1x Hunter's Ambush
• 1x Jaheira's Respite
• 1x Obscuring Haze
• 1x Respite
• 1x Serene Sunset
• 1x Terrifying Presence
• 1x Thwart the Enemy
• 1x Winds of Qal Sisma

Artifact (4)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Forebear's Blade
• 1x Orbs of Warding
• 1x Sol Ring

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Nature's Lore

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Sideboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Dogpile
• 1x Dragonrage
• 1x Foul-Tongue Shriek

Creature (1)

• 1x Soulblade Corrupter

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Ohran Frostfang

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You ever see a creature and just wanna punch it's face really hard? Well now you can.

At first glance, Thantis, the Warweaver is a scary commander to have. It literally makes people attacking you nonstop. If that isn't bad enough, it also means you will have to send out all your army every turn and that usually ends bad... just look at what happened to Sauron of Mordor. But the power of Thantis is that this is also true for everyone else. And better yet, I have specifically designed this deck to be able to cope with constant warfare unlike your opponents.

Deck Breakdown

First you have your fail saves, cards that will hold you if you aggravate to big an army. Those would be all the "prevent all damage" cards. Most of them will also let you still kill of creatures. Arachnogenesis, Terrifying Presence, Thwart the Enemy.

Next, the creatures with defender. Defender is a great keyword for this commander, because it keeps you from having to attack with your all your creatures. This includes all the walls - which are in there to supply you with blockers - and most of the mana dorks that would die off in an attack.

All the creatures with vigilance are very helpful so you can both hit you opponents by attacking and hit their creatures by blocking. Sadly, there aren't a whole lot in Thantis's color id, but some of the best are in this deck list/

lastly, all the other cards provide get-attacked gain. These would be cards like Blood Hound, cards like Hissing Miasma, cards like Curse of Bounty, and cards like Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs. Aside for combat damage, these are your win cons, so do whatever it takes to provoke you friends he he he...

Upgrade

I tried to keep this decks' price reasonable, but if you are fine spending more $$$ on it, then any of the cards in the maybe board will do the trick.

Date added	1 month
Last updated	5 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 0 Rares 24 - 2 Uncommons 21 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.74
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Beast 3/3 B, Emblem Garruk, Apex Predator, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Food, Gold, Insect 1/1 G, Ogre 3/3 R, Spider 1/2 G, Monarch Emblem, Treasure