Flimsy Aggravated Weenies

Standard* Aggro Budget Mono-Red Red Deck Wins Weenie

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Creature (20)

• 4x Ash Zealot
• 4x Chandra's Phoenix
• 4x Firedrinker Satyr
• 4x Legion Loyalist
• 4x Rakdos Cackler

Land (21)

• 21x Mountain

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Madcap Skills
• 4x Thunderous Might

Instant (11)

• 4x Lightning Strike
• 3x Shock
• 4x Titan's Strength

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 4x Fanatic of Mogis

Land (2)

• 2x Mountain

Artifact (2)

• 2x Pithing Needle

Instant (4)

• 4x Skullcrack

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Mizzium Mortars

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I made this deck with the goal of winning on turn 4 against a goldfish.

The Deck

Ash Zealot - This card is good. The devotion is fantastic and haste is important in this deck. Also, first strike + Thunderous Might is just mean.
Madcap Skills - This + Thunderous Might is fun as hell.
Chandra's Phoenix - Evasion and haste.
Firedrinker Satyr - This guy is a double-edged sword (Not Manabarbs double-edged). While he can be pumped in a slow game and is a 2/1 for 1, there's also a reasonable chance he'll get me killed, assuming they have something big enough out that can fight or pseudo fight it (see: Polukranos, World Eater).
Legion Loyalist - Trample and first strike with Thunderous Might . That is all.
Lightning Strike - Direct damage. Ping off blockers or a late game (late is subjective) finisher.
Rakdos Cackler - 2/2 for 1? Yes, please.
Shock - see: Lightning Strike
Thunderous Might - This card is fantastic. It makes creatures deal more damage.
Titan's Strength - Scry is relevant and at instant speed I can buff any guys that get through.

The Sideboard

Fanatic of Mogis - Brought in along with mountains against decks like G/R Monsters. Direct damage is important.
Mizzium Mortars - For decks that have pesky larger creatures that my weenies can't deal with.
Pithing Needle - Elspeth is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Skullcrack - What's that? You cast Sphinx's Revelation? Oh, well then, Skullcrack.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 9 Rares 8 - 4 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.62