Suicide Mill

Modern Crab Mill UB (Dimir)

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Land (22)

• 3x Field of Ruin
• 2x Flooded Strand
• 5x Island
• 1x Oboro, Palace in the Clouds
• 4x Polluted Delta
• 2x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Watery Grave

Instant (16)

• 4x Archive Trap
• 4x Drown in the Loch
• 4x Thought Scour
• 4x Visions of Beyond

Creature (8)

• 4x Hedron Crab
• 4x Ruin Crab

Sorcery (14)

• 4x Fractured Sanity
• 4x Glimpse the Unthinkable
• 3x Maddening Cacophony
• 3x Tasha's Hideous Laughter *list*

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Sideboard

Instant (11)

• 4x Aether Gust
• 3x Hurkyl's Recall
• 4x Surgical Extraction

Artifact (4)

• 4x Ensnaring Bridge

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Maybeboard

Instant (16)

• 1x Archmage's Charm
• 1x Boomerang
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crypt Incursion
• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Darkness
• 1x Deprive
• 1x Didn't Say Please
• 1x Extirpate
• 1x Fatal Push
• 1x Mana Leak
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Narset's Reversal
• 1x Remand
• 1x Suspend
• 1x Thought Collapse

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Breaking / Entering
• 1x Devastation Tide
• 1x Haunting Echoes
• 2x Mind Funeral
• 1x Sanity Grinding
• 1x Serum Visions
• 1x Startled Awake  ^Flip

Artifact (2)

• 1x Mesmeric Orb
• 1x Relic of Progenitus

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Fraying Sanity

Creature (5)

• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Demilich
• 1x Lurrus of the Dream-Den
• 1x Manic Scribe
• 1x Snapcaster Mage

Land (5)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Shelldock Isle
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

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Focusing on a mill deck that's more worried about speed than interaction. The results have been excellent thus far - I have won games on turn three a handful of times, but pretty consistently see wins on turn 4 or 5. If they're faster than me then they deserve the win.

One consideration that I'm making right now is whether to run the potential of Mind Funeral or the guaranteed 8-mill from the lower cost Maddening Cacophony. Pretty strong arguments to be made for both but, anecdotally, Mind Funeral never seems to hit on more than 8-10 for me, regardless of what the probabilities are. Tasha's Hideous Laughter exiles, rather than dumping into the graveyard, which affects the effectiveness of cards like Drown in Loch and Visions of Beyond, so it's worth considering carefully into the mix as well.

I've got Surgical Extraction in the sideboard but it could just as easily be in the main deck. Honestly, one of the best feelings I've ever had was watching an opponent who was on the play pop a fetch land on his first turn, only to respond with an Archive Trap and then a Surgical Extraction, all but ruining his combo deck and watching him scoop before I had ever even taken a turn.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 4 Mythic Rares 39 - 7 Rares 11 - 4 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.08
Folders	Modern, Modern