Prepare your butts...
So here's a new deck that some of you have seen online. It's being called All-in-Red, but I much prefer calling it what it is, a Free-Win Factory, because it just poops on people if they can't do anything about it.
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Basically the idea here is to suit up your dudes with a bunch of spells and get there. Get there Sooooooo Haarrddddd..... You play a dude turn one, then you buff him and he buffs himself, then you play another buff and he buffs himself again, then you play a ritual and your dude gets even more buff, then you buff him once more because you can afford to and now your dude is all-back deadlifting six tractor tires like a champ!
Primer:
Game one: Mulligan until you have a creature. Turn one, play a dude. If you have a kiln fiend, wait. Turn two, Play kiln fiend OR play your rituals, pump spells, and give it double strike, GG. Turn three, Cast your rituals then get the pump on kiln fiend similar as you would with your one drop dudes, give it double strike, GG. Turn Four, sip some juice I guess? You already won.
Sideboard:
Lightning Bolt: Attrition decks, burn decks, soul sisters
Young Pyromancer: Control decks, attrition decks, creature swarm decks (soul sisters, affinity, merfolk, elves)
Smash to Smithereens: Affinity, things that side in Dragon's Claw, which you'll typically see and side this in for game three should there be one.
Nivmagus Elemental: Infect, swarm decks, anything at all with the card Spellskite.
Game two: Repeat game one.
Game three: Side in Smash to Smithereens because you probably lost to a Dragon's Claw, then repeat game one.
Remember that if you enjoyed the deck, you slap it with a +1 because it's a man and can take a hit. Unless that hit is by a Thoughtseize... Regardless, get up in those comments and let me know what you think!
If you want to try the deck out for yourself, it's only like $10. take it to your next tournament and tell people to GIT REKT!