What happens when you put two very angry and expandable wurms together in one deck? This. Behold my graveyard life-ramp deck. Frankly this thing is just for funsies, but when it works the results can be kind of hilarious!The deck's primary purpose is to put as many things in the graveyard as possible with useful sac effects such as Burnished Hart,
Plagued Rusalka
and
Brindle Boar
and then use
Gnaw to the Bone
to gain massive life explosions that make your opponents want to punch you in the face. You then turn all that life into angry
Voracious Wurm
s that collectively feast on your opponents' puny creatures.
Primary Combos:
Brindle Boar
+
Gnaw to the Bone
+
Voracious Wurm
. This is your bread and butter.
Brindle Boar
sacs itself for free, giving you an easy 4 life, and then you gain at LEAST another 2 from
Gnaw to the Bone
which lets your wurm come in as an 8/8 MINIMUM. Keep in mind, this is assuming you don't have ANY other creatures in your graveyard, which will almost certainly not happen.
Voracious Wurm
or
Boneyard Wurm
+
Predator's Rapport
+
Voracious Wurm
. Alright, so we've established that your wurms are gonna be big, therefore if you throw a
Predator's Rapport
on them you will gain a simply ridiculous amount of life. And you know what that means. Graboids aint got nothin' on the kinds of wurms you'll create with that.
Doomgape
+
Gleancrawler
. This is your end-game. Theoretically you will be saccing your wurms to the doomgape to gain tons of life which you will throw back into new wurms.
Gleancrawler
will let you bring back all those delicious wurms again for their second, third and fourth harrahs, all while you are swinging like a madman with your overzealous maw of insanity.
Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord + Pretty muchly anything you want. I've tried Jared in several other decks, but nowhere has he worked better than here. With the sheer size of creatures you tend to create, his ability can frequently one-shot opponents with a well aimed wurm. On top of that, his power and toughness are dependent on the graveyard, which you have been stocking with innocent little creatures all game. Even his revive effect isn't too bad in conjunction with Life from the Loam.
As I stated before, this deck is designed to exploit a quirky, unorthodox synergy that lets me play around with big scary monster-wurms. As such, I'm looking for any feedback you can give to not only make this deck better, but also increase it's sheer epicosity.
