G Mono Desert

Standard Combo Lands Mono-Green

jawz

Land (50)

• 4x Arid Archway
• 3x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 3x Branch of Vitu-Ghazi
• 4x Bristling Backwoods
• 2x Bucolic Ranch
• 4x Conduit Pylons
• 4x Creosote Heath
• 3x Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 4x Festering Gulch
• 2x Forest
• 1x Forgotten Monument
• 4x Lonely Arroyo
• 4x Lush Oasis
• 2x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Pit of Offerings
• 2x Scene of the Crime
• 3x Volatile Fault

Creature (8)

• 4x Cultivator Colossus
• 4x Freestrider Lookout

Instant (2)

• 2x Smuggler's Surprise

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Another Round

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Saw a silly experimental list of Cultivator Colossus and 50 lands, half deserts. Made me laugh. So I'll try it.

I think Freestrider Lookout and Smuggler's Surprise might be meme enough for the list too.

So mainly you get the Colossus out and immediately cycle through dozens of lands. Most of the deserts ping the opponent. Arid Archway can bounce the deserts back to hand to reping. Eventually you probably run out of lands to play as you fill your hand with other non lands. But then the Freestrider triggers a bunch and you can refill for next turn. You can Smuggle out more Colossus probably or the Smuggle can help dig for the first Colossus if needed.

Obviously this is a bad deck. But it does pop off when it gets the chance.

Date added	7 months
Last updated	7 months
Legality	This deck is Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 14 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	4.20
Tokens	A Mysterious Creature, Treasure
Folders	Decks I would use if I had money and time and joy in my life